Sandra Bullock: Elin Nordegren should've 'kept hitting'
Audio has surfaced of Sandra Bullock advising Tiger Woods' wife, Elin Nordegren, on what she should've done the fateful day she swung a golf club straight into scandal -- before Bullock's own husband, Jesse James, was accused of Tiger-style sins.
And this is why the Ministry has the category It Always Winds Up on the Web.
"If I were Elin … man, I would have hit a lot more than she did .… I would have kept hitting!" Bullock told "The Insider" at the People's Choice Awards in January.
"The Insider" host Niecy Nash pressed on: Would Bullock have kept free-wheeling that 9 iron?
"Yeah, she stopped. She was respectable," said Bullock, exercising her trademark humor. "I'd get the baseball bat. I'd get everything out."
Who knows what this sentiment could mean for James, but we'd advise donning a nice helmet, and keeping a golf cart handy for a quick getaway. Get the audio clip here.
-- Matt Donnelly
Photo: Sandra "Keep on Swingin' " Bullock works the red carpet. Credit: Los Angeles Times
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If Sandra uses her attatchment to Jesse,s daughter to stay in Jesse,s life then we will all know,his behavior is exceptable to her!
Posted by: erica stephens | Mar 26, 2010 at 09:34 AM
Is Sandra saying that all the wives who cheated on their husband should get beat up?
Posted by: booby billy | Mar 27, 2010 at 12:14 AM
Poor Sandra. She's obviously living in a glass house and threw a stone. But she had no idea one of her "windows" would be shattered. My heart goes out to her.
Posted by: roquey | Mar 27, 2010 at 03:07 AM
Elin and Sandra of the First Wives Club complete with their own golf clubs...keep whacking
Posted by: Cisco | Mar 27, 2010 at 12:19 PM
this is a response for sandra bullock.i respect you and wanted to say i thank god it was you. in the;
''blind side'' it grip me.remember god is alway's watching over his chidren.and he will bring good out of everything.just keep praying.
Posted by: doug moore | Mar 28, 2010 at 12:44 AM
Poor Sandra, it's obvious both of them " Sandra, Elin " were lacking something! Else their husbands wouldn't be so anxious to cheat on them with trash.
Tiger for example cheated on his wife with numerous " trailer trash " that resembles his wife in some way or the other.
What do that say about her? Women do the job you all were put on this earth to do, then you men would be less entice to cheat. Ned
Posted by: Ned | Mar 28, 2010 at 04:04 AM
Dear Ned,
This is why you are alone or either date squids and trolls.
Sincerely,
TT
Posted by: TripleThreat | Apr 12, 2010 at 03:28 PM