PREACH IT! Jesse James did WHAT? In other news, our brains just exploded

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No way. No way! Right? Reports are swirling around the Internets -- not to mention eddying quite a bit around our own blogs -- that the irresistibly epic love story between Jesse James and Sandra Bullock is more myth than fact.

There were always warning signs about Bullock’s choice of hubby, of course -- an Armageddon of a child custody dispute with a porn star ex-wife doesn’t necessarily speak well of a guy -- but we here at Preach It! had high hopes nonetheless. The two of them really do look amazingly cute together. And when Bullock got up and made those speeches during the Oscars and Globes, we almost wished we had a supertatted, supposedly reformed bad-boy reality star husband of our own.

Which begs for a poll, of course. Given what you’ve read about James allegedly cheating on Bullock with a lady who looks like this -- and the subsequent cancellation of Bullock’s London movie premiere -- do you believe it’s true? And if so, would that make James certifiably insane, or merely fantastically, completely out of his mind?

Let us know by voting in the poll below, presented by the Ministry’s Division of Absolutely Accurate Statistics:

-- Leslie Gornstein

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Jesse James’ dog Cinnabun is found and returned home!

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