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Lady Gaga finally has a penis -- thanks to Jo Calderone [Poll]

August 30, 2011 | 12:03 pm

Britney Spears and a penis-packing Jo Calderone

Lady Gaga reportedly wore a prosthetic penis to the 2011 MTV Video Music Awards on Sunday, making her Jo Calderone alter ego portrayal seem that much more, um, real.

The dish comes courtesy of an anonymous insider speaking to Us Magazine, and we're simply not going to question it, given the epic nature and societal significance of the revelation.

Another delicious detail? The "drag king" packed that package in Armani underwear, Us said.

Word of the penis no doubt comes as good news to those in the "Lady Gaga is a hermaphrodite" camp, circa 2008. No chorus of "We told you so," please -- it's just as fake as it ever was.

So, did Jo pick up his equipment in the "Entourage" prop room? According to Show Tracker, Vince's fake junk was notably smaller than the Mark Wahlberg falsie available on the "Boogie Nights" set.


Judging penis size by comparing index, ring fingers

MTV VMAs: Lady Gaga's Joe Calderone is theatrics gone wrong

Lady Gaga drags Jo Calderone backstage at the MTV VMAs [Updated]

-- Christie D'Zurilla

Photo: Britney Spears gets her Video Vanguard award from Lady Gaga in the guise of a parts-packing Jo Calderone at the 2011 MTV Video Music Awards in L.A. on Aug. 28. Credit: Matt Sayles / Associated Press