Justin Bieber introduces rapper Shawty Mane [poll]
Who is Shawty Mane? Why, it's Justin Bieber, who says in his Shawty video, "You guys might know me as the guy, y'know, who sings 'Baby,' y'know ... I'm a singer ... I'm white. But y'know, I just wanted to do this just to prove that I got skills on, on, on the rap game, so yeah, what up ...."
"I killed that. Ai, peace."
Bieber posted the "Speaking in Tongues" video Wednesday via his Twitter page.
So watch it, then tell us which Bieber incarnation you prefer.
-- Christie D'Zurilla
Photo: Justin Bieber at a promotional event in Tokyo on Oct. 13, 2010. Credit: Shuji Kajiyama / Associated Press
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Seriously?
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!
Both incarnations suck mightily. Horrible is quite the understatement. Ya feelin' me B?
And frankly, he might as well strap on some jeans and a stetson and cry about his dog and his 6th grade lost love as well. That way he can prove he can mangle a third musical genre.
He needs to crawl back under whatever Canadian snowbank they found him under.
Posted by: goodgrief | Oct 14, 2010 at 06:25 PM
Oh dear God...did he actually grab his crotch in the first frame or two? This is truly pathetic. Advice to this kid: shut up and bank the money, preferably with a reputable investment company; structure it so that you only get "x" amount per year, so you don't blow it all. Because you are a flash in the pan. In less than two years, no one will be buying your terrible music. So bank it now, baby boy, and be grateful for what you have. If you think I'm wrong, check out other one hit wonders, such as Vanilla Ice and...well, they were so "one hit" that I cannot even remember them. Get my point??
Posted by: Margaret | Oct 14, 2010 at 10:58 PM
This child and his mother are so deluded.
Next Vanilla Ice, anyone?
Posted by: Lost | Oct 15, 2010 at 03:14 AM
Why isn't there a 'neither' option? This young boy really needs to get beat up. Nothing serious, just your good old fashioned school yard slap around. Lifetime zero, to myspace hero, to pop superstar? If this is what young boys are aspiring to be, mankind is in serious trouble. This kid makes Justin Timberlake look like Mickey Rourke.
Posted by: Conor | Oct 15, 2010 at 08:08 AM
the gaga to yellow bone lyrics are taken from tory lanez
nice try but the hardest lines in that song were STOLENN
Posted by: lol | Oct 15, 2010 at 08:28 AM
'cause I'm a raptor, tearin' it up like a tractor' - that's tough. Yeah. Tractors, man, the way they just go in there and tear things up... Who cares if it doesn't rhyme. This guy is legit. Ai, peace.
Posted by: Polomoche | Oct 15, 2010 at 09:03 AM
To say nothing of raptors which are truly fearsome creatures. Ai, peace.
Posted by: Polomoche | Oct 15, 2010 at 09:05 AM
This child isn't much of a "singer" in the first place, so now he's making this embarrassing "attempt" at another genre. Oy vey...
Posted by: k | Oct 15, 2010 at 11:13 AM
is this his ACTUALLY trying to rap????? i think Apu can do a better rap then this in the kwik-e mart
Posted by: ? | Oct 20, 2010 at 10:24 PM