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The Justin Bieber doll: Like Chucky, but for Christmas [poll]

September 28, 2010 |  4:22 pm


They're making Justin Bieber into a doll.

Stop screaming.

Just stop. We did. Eventually.

(Now, for tween girls, we know the screaming was of the Sally Draper variety, when she heard on the last episode of "Mad Men" that she was going to see the Beatles. For older girls, like the ones who hang around the Ministry, it's more of a scream of horror. And Chucky was the first thing that came to mind. This coming from someone who owns a Brandon Walsh doll.)

The new toy line, set to hit stores in early December, will feature several versions of the Biebs, including two that sing ("Baby" or "One Less Lonely Girl") and three of him in different fashions.

We wonder, will there be a girlfriend for Doll Bieber? Perhaps Malibu Kim? Or Growing Up Jasmine?

And now the screams are starting again -- we just imagined Doll Bieber showing up in "Toy Story 10" as the obnoxious child of Barbie and Ken.

-- Christie D'Zurilla

Photos: Chucky, left, and Justin Bieber, right -- in case you couldn't tell. Credits: Rolf Konow / Rogue Pictures, left; Chris Polk / Getty Images, right