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Lady Gaga's meat dress to become beef jerky

September 24, 2010 |  2:16 pm

Gaga-meat-dress-beef-jerky We can only imagine the Lady Gaga costume vault in all its high-fashion-meets-performance-art glory -- a constantly updated collection of the provocative and often bizarre. Well, it now needs room for dry storage.

Why? Because the meat dress the Lady wore to the 2010 MTV VMAs will become beef jerky.


"The dress will go through a process where it becomes a sort of 'jerky' and will be archived," designer Franc Fernandez told our own Leslie Gornstein.

We presume a team of jerky elves will join the ranks of the Muppet dry cleaners, crustacean bedazzlers and panty electricians.

Would you snack on Gaga's dress, once jerky? Tell us in the comments section below.

-- Matt Donnelly Donnelly

Photo: Lady Gaga's infamous, soon to be dried out, meat dress. Credit: Mario Anzuoni / Reuters

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