Lady Gaga's meat dress to become beef jerky
We can only imagine the Lady Gaga costume vault in all its high-fashion-meets-performance-art glory -- a constantly updated collection of the provocative and often bizarre. Well, it now needs room for dry storage.
Why? Because the meat dress the Lady wore to the 2010 MTV VMAs will become beef jerky.
Seriously.
"The dress will go through a process where it becomes a sort of 'jerky' and will be archived," designer Franc Fernandez told our own Leslie Gornstein.
We presume a team of jerky elves will join the ranks of the Muppet dry cleaners, crustacean bedazzlers and panty electricians.
Would you snack on Gaga's dress, once jerky? Tell us in the comments section below.
-- Matt Donnelly
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Photo: Lady Gaga's infamous, soon to be dried out, meat dress. Credit: Mario Anzuoni / Reuters
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I would eat every single piece of beef jerky coming from LadyGaga!!!!!!! Love it!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Patrice | Sep 24, 2010 at 02:42 PM
ahh, liked it more as steak tar tar...pass the salt please!
Posted by: reeblite | Sep 24, 2010 at 03:43 PM
Wow. So the dress was real meat?? Interesting...
Posted by: Marie | Sep 24, 2010 at 06:15 PM
I'm sorry, I just think it's ridiculous and stupid. She looks preposterous, as usual. What a waste of her time and talent.
Posted by: WakeUpandSmelltheCoffee | Sep 24, 2010 at 07:10 PM
only if it is served with some fava beans, and a lovely chianti!
Posted by: studio | Sep 25, 2010 at 08:34 AM
I Would!
Posted by: Austin Haney | Sep 25, 2010 at 09:40 AM
This Is Really Gross It must Of Smelt Really BAd Wow She IS Really Weird And Getting Weirder Every Day!!!
Posted by: Bell | Sep 25, 2010 at 09:56 AM
that's why she's called Lady Gaga. :)
Posted by: jehzlau | Sep 25, 2010 at 05:42 PM
thats nasty i wont eat any more meat
Posted by: courtney kirgan | Sep 26, 2010 at 06:20 PM
Now her name should be changed to Lady Gag Gag
Posted by: Carol | Sep 27, 2010 at 12:39 PM
Jerked or not, no, why would anyone want to eat something that's been worn, sweated in, farted on etc.... you get the picture, if that's her fashion statement, so be it, but even asking if anyone would eat it after the fact, why?????
Posted by: Crystal | Nov 22, 2010 at 02:20 PM
did see get the ideal from marilyn manson?
i read something simmalar to that in his book.
Posted by: Calvin Crabtree | Jan 09, 2011 at 12:11 AM