Opinion: McCain-Obama race now so close, they decide on a dance-off

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Why bother with expensive campaigns and elections? And all that travel day and night. And those contradictory or possibly erroneous polls?

They go on and on forever. And they’re sooo serious.

When you can simply get a couple of political crews -- the Obamas and McCains -- together and settle the whole thing right here and right now.

But there might be a surprise in the works.

--Andrew Malcolm

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