Jay Leno on Congress and its vacation policy
"What a crowd! You sound like Congress going on its five-week vacation.
"Congress went on a five-week vacation, starting today. Boy, do they deserve it!
"They got so much done this year, solved the energy crisis, health care, Social Security, immigration.... Take a break, fellas.
"Have you noticed Congress doesn't even call it a 'vacation.' They call it a 'recess.'
"How come the only ones who get recess are Congress, kindergartners and juries? The three groups you can't trust to make an adult decision."
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