Opinion: Cindy McCain likes to wear jewelry on her chest

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Our crafty collegial blogger over on All the Rage confesses that she can’t take her eyes off Cindy McCain’s chest.

But it’s not what you guys might think.

It has to do with Republican bling, which the possible next first lady seems to like. (Come to think of it, why would she like Democratic jewelry anyway?)

Our jewelry fetish at The Ticket extends only to collecting political buttons of all kinds. So we can claim no knowledge of such particularly female finery.

As a result, we’ll leave it to the pro, Monica Corcoran, with the full story over here.

(Warning to guys: Yes, the idea of marrying a blonde multimillionaire heiress to a beer distributorship in a part of the country that never sees snow or chains may sound like an intriguing job opening, especially during football and hockey seasons. But the aforementioned jewelry discussion is, uh, somewhat catty.)

-- Andrew Malcolm