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Like a couple million other Americans Howard Mortman watched the unusual Democratic debate this week using video questions filed on YouTube. It got him thinking, which is always dangerous and usually very funny.
Now he’s come up with his own list of unusual debate sponsors and some of the questions each would spawn in their own presidential interrogations.
The eBay Debate: How much would you pay for this portrait of dogs playing poker?
The Netflix Debate: Do you always watch the bonus feature? Would you ever use your DVD as a coaster?
The Drudge Report Debate: Hurricanes: Friends or foes? Will melting glaciers save this two-headed mouse?
The Expedia Debate: Window or aisle? Preferred seatmate--fat guy or screaming baby?
The Monster.com Debate: Do you work well with others? How’s your cleavage?
The Amazon.com Debate: What’s the last book you’ve read? What book would you be reading if you’re at 1% in the polls? Why do you think people who purchased your autobiography are also buying Dr. Seuss?
He has more.
--Andrew Malcolm