Baby boys at Top of the Ticket serve up WWE Raw
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We’re glad to see that our friends over at the nonstop Top of the Ticket blog are willing to serve up a little cheese with all the political whining they’ve been reporting of late. (Hillary says Barack is mean. Barack says Hillary is more of the same. John McCain is so old he makes dirt feel young, etc.)
So we applaud and recommend Andrew ‘The Android’ Malcolm’s inspired take on World Wrestling Entertainment’s live USA network broadcast ‘Monday Night Raw’ featuring more limber versions of Barack Obama, Hillary Rodham Clinton and John McCain who appeared to promote “Smackdown Your Vote!” the WWE’s voter registration drive.
Naturally, when blogging about WWE, Malcolm hits the all-caps, as you can see here:
IT’S ALL ABOUT GETTIN’ IN YOUR OPPONENT’S FACE AS THE 2008 PRESIDENTIAL PRIMARY RACE -- OR WHAT’S LEFT OF IT -- JOINS THE WWE IN RAW ON TV. YOU HEARD RIGHT, MOMMA!
Forget CNN and NBC. To see how real TV pros could stage the next Democratic debate, click here.
For more tawdry details (and more all-caps) see Malcolm’s post BARACK! CLINTON! BIG MAC! GETTING DOWN TONIGHT ON WWE.
Only unanswered question on this end is when will ‘The Android’ finally shave his back? Boo yaaa!
— Sheigh Crabtree