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With 'Piranha 3D,' Playboy cover girl Kelly Brook shows her teeth

August 20, 2010 |  8:00 pm

If you're a British actress fired by Simon Cowell from the judge's chair of a reality talent show -- after three days -- you do what any British actress fired by Simon Cowell would do: You go on a long holiday.

You just don't expect that to lead to "Piranha 3-D."

That, in a nutshell, is the journey of Kelly Brook,  the Internet sensation, Playboy cover girl and co-star in the campiest of summer movies. It's that last one where audiences across the U.S. will get a chance to see her in what is, by all reasonable assumptions, a first in mainstream cinema: an unclothed underwater Sapphic love scene. With an adult-film star. In 3D.

BrookBrook attempts a breakout of sorts in the Alexandre Aja movie, one of her first notable film roles after a decade of parts in little-known indies such as "School for Seduction" and "Survival Island." ("Smallville" devotees may also remember her arc as Victoria Hardwick in the show's first season.) She doesn't have many lines in the movie, but she does survive longer than some of the other pretty faces, which is something.

Brook's in-person appearance -- dark hair pulled back, dark skirt -- bespeaks a restrained elegance, but talking to her one quickly is shown a giddy, daffy quality. When asked why she thinks producers chose her for "Piranha,” she replies, "Well, there are two obvious things," and gestures to her breasts.

As the actress orders a very un-model-like side of garlic truffle fries (where's M.I.A. when you need her?) at a restaurant at the Luxe Hotel in Beverly Hills, where Dimension Films is putting Brook up for several weeks of film promotion, one is struck by a sense of self-reflection -- though that self may not entirely be filled with musings on, say, the collected writings of Soren Kierkegaard.

"I've always been branded the girl who's not that bright, the bimbo, because I've got big boobs and I laugh a lot and I'm girly," she says, laughing. "All of those things in England that growing up you have to fight against. And all of a sudden I'm in a movie for me. It's a bit of an up-yours to all my critics -- 'I'm going to be all those things you told me I was going to be and I'm going to be in a big blockbuster doing all those things you said were really bad for me.' I'm 30, for goodness sake. For me it's, like, the perfect thing to do right now."

The actress, whose laugh is airy, with a certain musicality, began modeling and appearing in Maxim  while still a teenager.  Television and small film roles followed, as did a place in the limelight as a girlfriend of British action-star Jason Statham.

But after years on the margins of Hollywood, she decided to give up on an American career. Several years ago, she stopped making the trip to Los Angeles for pilot season, as she had done for years, and stayed in England, where years she has modeled, co-starred in the West End production of Neil LaBute's "Fat Pig" and competed on the reality show "Strictly Come Dancing."

That is, until Cowell struck.

In January 2009, the prickly icon fired Brook from "Britain's Got Talent" as a judge just a few days into the show, creating a mini-stir in the Cowell-crazed British tabloids. "I didn't quite know if I didn't flirt with him enough. The line was it was a format decision," she says, alluding to the decision to use four judges instead of three. "Whether you believe that or not."

She then took a vacation to Los Angeles and, sitting in a Santa Monica restaurant with a friend, was  approached, out of the blue, by film producer Alix Taylor, who was about to shoot a movie about killer fish with the French auteur Alexandre Aja, with whom Taylor was having lunch that day.

Brook had never heard of the film nor had seen anything Aja had directed -- she in fact was dubious, and wondered whether  agreeing might mean getting "thrown in a black van and taken to Texas" -- but she went back to her hotel and Googled Taylor and Aja. Taylor, meanwhile, went home and did the same for Brook.

"She was very sexy, but she was also wearing a sundress that day and there was something demure about her," Taylor recalls in describing why she walked up to her. (Brook says she has no idea why Taylor was drawn to her, though does refer to the pair of aforesaid "obvious things.")

The producer then sent the script to Brook, who was enamored by its over-the-top campiness. "When I read it, there were a few moments that I thought it was probably the most exploitational and most ridiculous thing I read in my life. I thought 'This is going to be huge.' "

Taylor wound up casting Brook in the part that would have her as a B-girl partier on the boat where much of the main action takes place. The idea was to cast the (comparatively) upscale Brook as a foil for adult film star Riley Steele, with whom she would do the film's showstopping scene -- that display of Sapphic love, which plays both scandalous and comedic, with classical music accompanying the underwater frolicking.

Not long after Brook landed the job, she texted Simon Cowell. "I hear you found a great new singer named Susan Boyle," the text went. "Good luck with that. I'm in Arizona getting eaten by a fish." (Brook says she has no hard feelings toward Cowell.)

Piranha The actress’ odyssey highlights the serendipitous nature of fame -- who spends an unsuccessful decade with an agent trying to get a big film role, but then lands one with no agent because she happens to be spotted in a restaurant? -- but also suggests a more distinctly 21st century phenomenon. It's one in which the Internet, celebrity glossies and reality television (and a certain hotness) can propel you further than an acclaimed on-screen turn; despite an absence of a hit TV show or film, Brook is far more popular than many higher-paid and better-credentialed actress.

And she's part of a mini-trend in which studios looking to capitalize on Internet popularity are more willing to hire actors (OK, actresses) with little pedigree (see under: Sasha Gray's recent screen bonanza).

Brook's popularity is already starting to grow with her appearance in the September issue of Playboy ("The U.K.'s Hottest Export," the cover line says grandiosely), something she says she did in part at Dimension's behest. "It was a tricky one. If I was 20 I probably wouldn't have done it," she says. "But all of a sudden I have a big studio behind me saying we really want you to do it, and it'll be great for the movie, and you're already naked in the movie anyway."

Whether "Piranha" marks the beginning of a soaring film career is an open question; it's not, let's be honest, as though the movie particularly showcases performers’ acting skills. "I'm halfway between an Oscar winner and a porn star," Brook says, laughing, referring to co-stars Elisabeth Shue and Steele. "I could go either way right now."

The actress does say she thinks she knows which direction she'd aiming for. "I get invited to go to the clubs and am offered tons of money to turn up at these bloody silly things and it's, like, saccharine and nice. But it's the easy way. It's not my favorite. I'm interested in working with good directors like Robert Rodriguez or Quentin Tarantino. I could be a lot richer and a lot more famous if I had done other things, and it’s not like it hasn't come my way. I spend a lot more time not working."

There is a weird sense of anxiety, even fatalism, beneath Brook's ditzy demeanor. "I've probably got the next five or six years to do something big," she says. "And I don't want to screw it up."

But then she snaps back into glass-half-full sunniness. "I'm 30 years old. I've gotten to a point in this business where I'm resilient to the highs and lows." She laughs, holding it for a few beats. "If I could make being fired by Simon Cowell into a positive, I must be doing something right." She laughs again. "My mum says I fall in [stuff] and I come up smelling of roses."

--Steven Zeitchik


Photos: Kelly Brook at the 'Piranha 3-D' premiere. Credit: Frazer Harrison/Getty Images. Riley Steele and Kelly Brook in Piranha 3D. Credit Dimension Films


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UGGShe's more pretty!I like her!

Kelly Brook is such a beautiful woman!

Does anyone happen to know Kelly's twitter handle?

Must be nice being beautiful. It is abundantly clear that this ditz doesn't have an ounce of talent. Life just ain't fair...

I could be mistaken, but I don't think that Elisabeth Shue has won an Oscar.

s abundantly clear that this ditz doesn't have an ounce of talent. Life just ain't fair...

nice article.thx for sharing.Kelly Brook is such a beautiful woman!


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