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Spencer Pratt threatens to tell us more things we don't care about -- and Heidi Montag's not happy

August 19, 2010 |  2:22 pm

Spencer Pratt is writing a tell-all book about his failed Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt at a book signing marriage, he says, and this time he's "not holding anything back."

(And that would be different from the way he's lived the last few years of his life, um, how, exactly? Oh, yeah, it'll be in writing. But we digress.)

Pratt told Us Magazine his tell-all will include spilling details of soon-to-be-ex-wife Montag's relationship with her mother, Darlene Egelhoff, who  reportedly was distraught in the wake of her daughter's multiple plastic surgeries

Montag already told TMZ she does not like it. "This is exactly why I left him," she said. (Their divorce should be final around Valentine's Day.)

Coincidentally, to those who might have been wondering if anything could make Andrew Morton's unauthorized biography of Angelina Jolie suddenly look really classy -- you now have your answer.

"My last book, 'How to Be Famous,' didn't make the New York Times bestseller list because it was in the self-help section," Pratt told Us.

Whatever gets you through the night, dude. Whatever gets you through the night.

-- Christie D'Zurilla

Photo: Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt at a book-signing event for their book "How to Be Famous" in November in New York. Credit: Charles Sykes / Associated Press

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