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PARTY OF NO! No 'Glee' affair; no welcome at Heidi Montag's; no pureed peas for Jennifer Aniston

May 14, 2010 | 12:20 pm

No-foursome With Matt Lauer's big no sirree kicking off the Ministry's Friday, it feels like time for another Party of No, in which we round up bits of gossip about which the answer is, essentially, "no."

Grab a drink, pull up a chair and get ready to party -- it's after noon, so whether it's coffee or a cocktail is completely up to you. 

Kicking things off: "Glee" star Matthew Morrison says no, he's not knocking boots with costar Lea Michele, and has no problem with Britney Spears. Parade, Zap2It

Heidi Montag tells her mom no way she's coming in her daughter's house uninvited -- and then has no problem calling the cops. Of course, there's no way that was staged for "The Hills." And mom Darlene Egelhoff had no problem hanging out with her other daughter, Holly. Monsters & Critics, RadarOnline, TMZ

No stopping Russell Crowe from cussing and walking out of a BBC radio interview after he was accused of giving his Robin Hood a bit of an Irish accent.

Lindsay Lohan is having no luck getting where she wants to go, hearing instead things along the lines of "no way we can fit you and your 30 uninvited friends in our VIP area" and "nobody wants to pay to fly you to Cannes." Though regarding Cannes, apparently someone couldn't say no. New York Daily News, New York Post, TMZ

Ashton Kutcher says CNN's Rick Sanchez has no business criticizing Miley Cyrus. Gossip Cop

No more show for Wanda Sykes. Movieline

No baby food diet for Jennifer Aniston. Access Hollywood

No "trouble in paradise" for Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds. Gossip Cop

No down time for Gabriel Aubry after Halle Berry? Celebitchy

And Jon Cryer says Charlie Sheen is no solo holdout among the "Two and a Half Men" cast -- there's no contract yet for Angus T. Jones either. According to a recent list of the richest child actors, that means Angus may be saying no to at least $250,000 an episode. KTLA, New York Post

We have no more right now!

-- Christie D'Zurilla

Photos, clockwise from top left: Matthew Morrison, Wanda Sykes, Angus T. Jones and Jennifer Aniston. Credits, clockwise from top left: Justin Lane / EPA; Dan Steinberg / Associated Press; Vincent Bucci; Carlos Alvarez / Getty Images.

Missed the last one? No problem:

PARTY OF NO! No Mrs. Michael Jackson; no KStew-Jesse James mistress link; no more music from Miley Cyrus