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None of these dots of light is carrying Lindsay Lohan any closer to court

May 19, 2010 | 10:20 pm

It's a big planet.

With lots of big airplanes.

And Lindsay Lohan can't get a flight home from Cannes, France.

Just sayin' ...

-- Christie D'Zurilla

(Hat tip to Holy Kaw! at

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