Sharon Osbourne: My implants will be Ozzy’s paperweights

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Sharon Osbourne, rarely known for the soft sell, confirmed to “Today” on Monday that she plans to get her breast implants removed this summer and will give them to husband Ozzy Osbourne to use as a paperweight. Why? “‘Cause they’re better on his desk than on my chest. ‘Cause they’re awful.”

~~ Wait ... Ozzy has a desk?? ~~

The “Celebrity Apprentice” contestant also revealed that she’d had H1N1, a.k.a. swine flu, while the show was taped last fall, “but we didn’t tell anyone.” She said she’d never been so sick.

She also said “Apprentice” was the hardest but the best thing she’d ever done.

-- Christie D’Zurilla