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Sandra Bullock sighting! Time to play 'what does it mean'!

April 20, 2010 |  8:33 am

Bullock smile In what may be the first non-blurry pictures since it all hit the fan for Sandra Bullock, the Oscar-winner was spotted hiking in Northern California on Friday, wearing little makeup and no wedding band, "Entertainment Tonight" reports. 

ET reveals, shockingly, that not wearing much makeup means Bullock is "somber." This comes as news to the Ministry -- in our world, not wearing eye makeup usually means "late for work" or "not trying to impress anyone while out on a hike." Might we also mention that her skin looks flawless anyway (insert envy here)?

Of course there's also the rare instance of "trying to look ill so people feel sorry for us," but the Ministry guesses you can't mix that with walking around outside with a cup of coffee and expect folks to fall for it. 

We can only wonder now about the significance of "drinking a cup of coffee" ...

-- Christie D'Zurilla

Photo: Wearing makeup -- what did that shade of lipstick really mean?!? -- Sandra Bullock arrives at the Academy Awards on March 7 in Hollywood. Credit: Jason Merritt / Getty Images.

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