PREACH IT! The sexiest woman alive has a deep fryer -- and knows how to use it

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Raise your whiskey glasses and get ready to dance the Twist: Christina Hendricks, the very-not-anorexic redheaded bombshell from ‘Mad Men,’ has been crowned by Esquire as its sexiest woman alive. “Oh, my gosh, you’ve had chocolate-covered bacon, right? It’s so perfect,” she raved to the magazine. “I just got a deep fryer, and it’s amazing. The first night we got it, we made homemade poppers. I mean, what’s the best deep-fried thing ever? Cheese poppers.”

Round and round and round and round, indeed.

Preach It! is beyond pleased, largely because the mag passed over Angelia Jolie, who is rather gorgeous but looks as if she hasn’t seen a carb since ‘Mr. and Mrs. Smith.’

Unless we’re wrong. Which we’re not. But really, we’ll humor you anyway, with a poll:

-- Leslie Gornstein