Santa smackdown: Paris Hilton versus Billy Bob Thornton

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Why? Because we can. And because Paris Hilton launched a new fragrance yesterday, and that’s, like, super important.

(What does that make, 174 different scents now, courtesy of our bestest BFF? Enough that Tiger Woods could scent-code his lady friends!)

But the Ministry wants your opinion -- who’s the badder Santa, Paris or Billy Bob Thornton? And by ‘bad’ we mean good, of course.

-- Christie D’Zurilla

Photo credits: Toby Canham / Getty Images, left. Tracy Bennett / Miramax Films, right.

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