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Sharon Stone goes topless (in bondage togs) for Paris Match magazine

November 17, 2009 | 12:43 pm

Sharon Sharon Stone has posed topless for the cover of Paris Match magazine, and we are not impressed.

We've seen the pics and, well, we think they look goofy. Not because she's 51. Not because she's not terrifically toned. Not because this isn't her first time pulling a stunt like this.

Simply because she's posed all goofy!! 

You know That Face you make when you're mocking a supermodel? And the exaggerated poses where your head and neck and legs look like they're from an Old Navy mannequin that's about to fall apart? Mm-hmm, that's what we're seeing on the cover of Paris Match! (Don't lie and act as if you've never, OK? We know.)

We're thinking "OMG that's just goofy!" is not the reaction Sharon was aiming to get. We do like the thigh-high studded leather boots in one of the other shots, however. Probably gonna grab a pair of those for work next time we're at the mall.

Then again, Sharon's been goofy in Europe before.

Check her out on the jump, hosting an auction for a bunch of "naughty little Germans," and the rest of it starts to fall into place.

-- Christie D'Zurilla

Photo: Bwaaaa-ha-ha!! I am the mighty and all-powerful Sharon Stone, and you cannot stop me!! Especially not if I want to take off some or all of my clothing!! (That's Stone at "An Enduring Vision," the 8th annual Elton John AIDS Foundation benefit, on Nov. 16, 2009, in New York.) Credit: Bryan Bedder / Getty Images.