Lady Gaga says she'll wear latex for the queen -- well, duh.
Lady Gaga has been invited to entertain Queen Elizabeth II at the Royal Variety Performance, and given the singer's history of outrageous ensembles, more than a few people are wondering what the heck she'll wear.
So the singer won't change her style, even for the queen -- but is she actually kissing up to her majesty?
After all, it was British explorer Henry Wickham who in 1876 smuggled home 70,000 or so souvenirs from Brazil -- in the form of rubber tree seeds. And what do we get from the rubber tree? That would be -- drum roll -- LATEX!
Now, we all know Gaga is quite smart at marketing herself.
Could be one very smart outfit indeed.
-- Christie D'Zurilla
Photo: Lada Gaga performs at the American Music Awards on Sunday. Credit: Kevork Djansezian / Associated Press.
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