Satan takes control of Britney Spears’ Twitter account
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Dark forces are hounding poor Britney Spears more than they haunt that “Paranormal Activity” chick.
Brit-Brit doesn’t worship Satan. And she’s not dead. And the only teeth she has are in her mouth. (Just trust us on that last one.)
Problem is, Britney’s Twitter account keeps getting hacked. Today it was her MySpace too.
The best headline we’ve seen on this one: MTV’s ‘Hit Me Satan, One More Time.’
Google’s Shuman Ghosemajumder has some sensible, AARP-approved tips for online safety that Britney might find useful.
Our advice?
Start sending out crazy tweets of your own, Brit, and the next time you’re hacked, nobody will notice the difference.
Why fight it? Have a little fun instead.
-- Christie D’Zurilla
P.S. ‘Glee’ fans might want to click on for a truly ‘crazy’ video. Does it have anything to do with Britney? Heck no, unless someone can pass it off as being footage from one of her elaborate concerts. But it’s crazy, and gleeful, and these folks do not appear to be lip syncing. We couldn’t look away. Your mileage may vary.
Related Britney Spears dispatches from the Ministry of Gossip:
Britney Vanilli? No drama, mate, just let us know (if you’re lip-synching)
Britney Spears hands out ‘Fun Size’ pieces of her ‘3’ music video
Angry fans storm out of Britney Spears concert – really?
