Rachael Ray comes out of the closet ... as a cannibal

Read that Rachael Ray headline slowly and carefully....

Kudos to Food Network Humor for the nab; you can read their funny story on it all here.

And I would like to take this moment to publicly thank the L.A. Times copy desk for all the times they kept my stupid mistakes from seeing print.

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--Rene Lynch
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Credit: Food Network Humor