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'Sex and the City': Who will die?

April 24, 2008 |  3:49 pm

1satc_468x466xlargerIt's been leaked that one of the stars of the forthcoming "Sex and the City" movie must say "Ciao for now" and be buried in her best Manolos. Yes, alas, one of the women will die in the movie--so wear waterproof mascara. Clearly, the Rage would never gloat over the premature passing of anyone, but, hey, who do think should go? (You can rationalize this evil prognosticating with the fact that it is only a movie, right?)
Most bets are on Samantha because she has already battled cancer on the series--but a relapse would be almost too expected. Cynical Miranda seems like the one most likely to want to perish in a fiery bus collision. Then again, she has a kid and Hollywood hates to kill a mother.  Charlotte--ever the Pollyanna--would go out with a Waspy whimper.  Would anyone mourn?

The Rage thinks it has to be Carrie who must bid adieu to her shoe collection and gold lame hot pants for good.  This movie needs to make us cry harder than "Terms of Endearment" and "Beaches" combined. Hence, the Rage predicts that Carrie will either fall down a manhole as she rushes to meet the girls for brunch or asphyxiate herself with a Fendi boa.

Care to wager on which vixen will meet her maker?

Photo: New Line Cinema

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