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The Nipple Effect: Plastic surgery for perfect areola

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How do I hate my nipples? Let me count the ways.
Just when you thought plastic surgeons had targeted every square inch of a woman’s anatomy, along comes ‘nipple surgery.’ The procedures range from nipple reduction in length and width to reducing large areola by tampering with their dark pigmentation. There’s also a quick fix for asymmetrical nipples. Say what? Women who suffer from inverted nipples may not be able to breastfeed and so it’s understandable why they would seek out this surgery; same goes for any woman in need of reconstructive surgery after a mastectomy.

Onnipplerepair.com, the Marina Plastic Surgery Associates outlines the many reasons a gal might look down and shudder at her rack. Um, thanks. In fact, I’m shocked that certain nipples are even contenders for a nip and tuck--no pun intended. Enlarged nipples aren’t sexy? What about enlarged areloas? Who’s on the board that makes these decisions, other than greedy plastic surgeons? These procedures are a natural encore to the vaginal rejuvenation craze, created by the plastic surgery industry. Maybe it’s time for a new procedure: the testicle lift?

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