Christina Aguilera: Why do new moms dress like strippers?

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I get it, Christina. You gave birth and lost a lot of the baby weight and now you feel all sexy again. But do you have to wear a dress that seems designed strictly for nursing and/or pole dancing? Or better yet, nursing while pole dancing?

This is one of those trends that confounds me. A slew of pregnant celebrities feel the need to show off their fulsome cleavage, as if to remind the public that they are still sultry. Halle Berry, Nicole Richie and other stars have all been spotted in plunging necklines while carrying. Maybe pregnancy is the new breast augmentation?