Halloween hangover: Eating reject candy at the office is like dating loser guys
Now, I am not about to join socialite Tinsley Mortimer and start blogging about my caloric intake. That is insanely egocentric and puke-worthy.
Ladies: THROW OUT those sad excuses for confections that are scattered around public spaces. Eating that crap is like dating a cheapskate guy who checks out the waitress while you order. You can do better.
Photo credits: pumpkin, hallofween.com; Tootsie Rolls, Tootsie Roll Industries; manatee, nwf.org; Toblerone, Toblerone.com; Cary Grant, bbc.com.