Little Bill O'Reilly, prince of puny pundits
Watch your back, Bill O'Reilly, you've got a pretender to the throne of ire. This newcomer is angrier, tougher and less scrupulous than you, and be worried: He's also much, much, much younger.
That's right, Little Bill is back. Walking through the little door first flung open by child Web celeb Fred, the diminutive pundit has released his second video on FunnyorDie, this time featuring a brutal evisceration of liberal Congressman Barney Frank. "You look like a Muppet," Little Bill yells at Frank before telling him that the economic crisis wouldn't have happened if Frank -- who is gay -- wasn't "busy hanging Tom Brady posters above his bed."
As Little Bill proved in the debut of the "Lil' O'Reilly Factor" -- a toxicogenic rant against hippie "pinhead" liberal gay anti-war left -- he is not to be toyed with. "Your dirty sex makes God send hurricanes," he said. "Go drive your electric cars into the ocean -- I hope you hit a whale on the way to France." At the end Little Bill reprises a famed O'Reilly outtake, the one where the elder O'Reilly castigates a producer for some unclear teleprompter language: "I can't read that!" yells Little Bill. "We'll do it live! We'll do it live!"
The cursing prevents us from linking to that original O'Reilly outtake (you can find it linked from Little Bill's page), but Big Bill's lively interview with Frank, now a mini-classic, is here.
UPDATE (4:00pm): Lil' Bill is the creation of the people at Fox's Spike Feresten's Talkshow, where he has made at least one "live" appearance. The Fox connection obviously raises the question of when Big Bill and Lil' Bill will go toe to toe.
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As someone who comes from Barney Frank's district in Massachusetts, I can tell you we all rejoiced that someone finally gave Barney Frank a run for his money. Bill O'Reiily said what we are all thinking, Frank has some responsibility in the whole Freddie & Fannie mess, he should have admitted it. Don't worry about Barney Frank, he won't be around congress anymore. The citizens of the 4th district in Massachusetts are voting him out. We are done with this corrupt liberal..
Posted by: terry | October 16, 2008 at 02:37 PM
More garbage from the worlds biggest garbage factory!
Posted by: Christopher Lawrence | October 16, 2008 at 06:08 PM
OMG! That is probably hardest I've laughed in weeks!! My stomach hurts.. Good Job!
Posted by: Citizen | October 17, 2008 at 11:25 AM
We need to see more of Lil Bill .....he's the best thing thats happened in this election!
Posted by: C Johnson | October 18, 2008 at 10:43 AM
That is the FUNNIEST thing I have seen this election, by far!
Posted by: Bobby | October 22, 2008 at 01:41 PM
This kid is amazing, but the door was certainly not flung open by "Fred", it's embarrassing that you knock down this hilariously smart video that many pegs. Instead of that idiot Fred, maybe Wonder Showzen or Will Ferrell's "Landlord" should be given credit. Thanks.
Posted by: kenzie | October 29, 2008 at 09:16 AM