As The Ticket's 55,700 Twitter followers here and 6,400+ Facebook fans here know, we regularly share our daily picks of the late-night jokes of interest, usually before broadcast each night. Here's our regular Monday morning collection No. 9:
SNL: The Senate repealed 'don’t ask, don’t tell' in a landmark vote. Sixty-five Senators voted 'yea' and 31 senators voted 'I'm old.'
Leno: Intelligence reports indicate possible Al Qaeda attacks at Christmas. The U.S. government warns Al Qaeda that the correct term is 'holiday attacks.'
Letterman: Last week was the deadline for mailing holiday packages. You had to mail them by then if you want to ensure they’re lost in time for Christmas.
Letterman: It's crazy out there. Have you been Christmas shopping? I went to Macy's. I had to travel standby on the escalator.
Fallon: The Obamas had Bo sign their Christmas card with a paw print. Bo only agreed if Obama promised to extend the Bush-era treats policy.
Leno: I grew up in New England. L.A. is very different at the holidays. Last night carolers came to my door. Nice. But then I realized they were lip-syncing.
Fallon: Some LAX TSA officers have formed a holiday choir singing for....