Ticket Replay: Borat is liking Tweet Obama, the Biden, Pamela Anderson, no gypsies
As the holiday season arrives, our thoughts on The Ticket turn to working not quite so hard for a few days. So we are re-publishing some of our favorite or most-read items from 2009. This one on humorously the Borat is originally appearing here the May 7.
BarackBorat say: "You elect me president. I will have sexy times in White House, defeat gypsies and drink their tears. Is niiice."
"Thank you!" he tells another Twitterer, "I am Barack Borat. I like taxes, ping-pong, television remote control and sexy times!"
"I take the Biden to lunch today," he say. "We find plastic bib in WH kitchen, left over from Dan Quayle. Is niiice."
"Pamela Anderson teach me handling press talking-heads. If you're attractive on outside, we forgive irritating core. High-five!"
Not all the Borat for everyone. But he give the funny most times. Is missing goat entrails.
-- Andrew Malcolm