Obama economic stimulus already working; LA octuplets born
Word today out of Bellflower that eight new American consumers have been born to one mother. She's described as very excited.
Not only that, but 46 individual medical workers were fully employed for hours during the planned and orchestrated Caesarean section today at Kaiser Permanente hospital there. Moreover, the newborns will likely spend at least two months in the hospital.
So do we. Eight kids in five minutes. Talk about boosting productivity!
Doctors said they had prepared to deliver seven new Pamper- and Enfamil-users.
But were shocked when they pulled out eight. Obviously, the result of a stirring inaugural speech last week.
Fertility drugs frequently result in multiple births. But 80% of them don't. And most of the rest are twins. More change you better believe in.
-- Andrew Malcolm