Golden Globes glow with language like that &*%$#@ Blagojevich
Usually it's pop culture rubbing off on politics.
But Sunday night, it sounded like the other %#$&+* way around.
As our LATimes.com colleagues Rachel Abramovitz and Tom O'Neil note elsewhere on this site and elsewhere here, this year's Golden Globe Awards by the Hollywood Foreign Press Assn. had acceptance speeches that were full of words like $%&*(=^ and f!$*&-+. Also, "balls," "suck" and "suck it." So if you were among a majority of Americans who didn't watch it, you might not have missed anything.
Apparently, some were surprised by the profanity production of the culture crowd.
But clearly the actors have been studying Illinois Democratic Gov. Rod Blagojevich, who was caught on FBI wiretaps and not quoted publicly by that bleeping federal prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald. This was after Blago's December arrest for, among other things, allegedly auctioning off his "<<&*%$# golden" nomination to fill the vacant Senate seat of President-elect Barack Obama, who'll be inaugurated in just 8 days.
According to Fitzgerald, the 51-year-old Democrat said things like /;#$@% and )&%^$
# and also &%$!@#.
Blagojevich denies any criminal wrongdoing.
On Sunday night, actor Mickey Rourke particularly liked the word "balls," which is only crude and something a lot of politicians such as Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid think Blagojevich has in the XXL size. Rourke said "balls" several times on television.
But, reports reported, he said it in an admiring Hollywood kind of way, like sweaty pro athletes in their locker room talk about a particularly good player when they know they're not on television.
Mickey even teased director Darren Aronofsky about being smart, which prompted his friend on-camera to shoot him the finger as in &% $#*)=! You had to be there. But it was apparently pretty %%$#*- funny to the Hollywood crowd.
And in case any angry online detractors of actors and actresses ever wonder late at night in their Wisconsin basements if their famous targets actually ever read the derogatory comments online, pretend-vice presidential candidate Tina Fey answered that one in a most satisfying way for bloggers/commenters. She cautioned her audience of fellow famous people against feeling too good about themselves.
"They have this thing called the Internet," she informed the expensively-attired crowd. "And you can find a lot of people there who don't like you. I'd like to address some of them now. BabsonLaCrosse, you can suck it! DianeFan you can suck it! Cougar Letter, you can really suck it!"
A defiant Gov. Blagojevich couldn't have put it any &&*)$#@ better.
Fey later elaborated on her critics, saying they had commented here at TheEnvelope. But hmm, who are they? See the #%*& Fey video below.
--Andrew Malcolm
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Top photo: A Golden Globe award. Credit: Hollywood Foreign Press Assn. Inset photo: Mickey Rourke with the ball-shaped award. Credit: Mark J. Terrill / Associated Press.
Video by Tom O'Neil
Sarah Palin fills a dress out far better than does Fey.
Posted by: drjohn | January 12, 2009 at 08:26 PM
Who watches these stupid show anyway. These celebs are so full of themselves. They all need to be dropped on a deserted island surrounded by sharks!!
Posted by: sheila | January 12, 2009 at 08:26 PM
Ah yes, these are the folks that John Kerry said are the "heart and soul" of the Democrat Party. I think that's the one thing he got right.
Posted by: ladyjethro | January 12, 2009 at 08:26 PM
They're all so cool. Aren't they? With their DRUGS, and there DIVORCES, and their ALCOHOLISM, and their repeated trips tp REHAB, and their SELFISHNESS, and their ARROGANCE, and their UTTER STUPIDITY. "What does it profit a man, to gain the WHOLE WORLD, only to lose his IMMORTAL SOUL?"
Idiots.
Posted by: Timothy L. Pennell | January 12, 2009 at 08:26 PM
What next? Hollywood is going to tell Obama to make Americans sit throughr trashy movies and watch Tina Fey and Alec Baldwin? It is very funny to watch overpaid egomaniacs feel sorry for themselves while they increase their carbon footprints, hog electricity, and waste oxygen. I hope the advertisers get it: we don't watch these idiots. They watch eachother, but they do not contribute to society, the steal airspace.
Posted by: Karen | January 12, 2009 at 08:26 PM
Can anyone imagine Grace Kelly telling someone to "suck it"?
These liberal icons are testimony to liberals' culpability in the decline of morals in Westrern society.
Posted by: drjohn | January 12, 2009 at 08:26 PM
Mickey Rourke is still alive?! Who knew. Look, it's not as though we expect the Hollywood crowd to conduct themselves with anything remotely resembling class. I suppose anyone who still watches these orgies of ego and self-congratulatory smug knows what to expect.
Posted by: SukieTawdry | January 12, 2009 at 08:26 PM
Tina Fey - back atcha. You're one class act, pity it's all low.
Posted by: cest moi | January 12, 2009 at 08:26 PM
the deuce you say , you blackguard!!
Oh sorry I didn't mean to curse.....
Todays curses are tomorrows silliness....
Ancient curses:
profanities of the day like "zounds" or "sblood" - offensive contractions of "God's wounds" and "God's blood" -
Common exclamations and curses include: plague on it, Lord, oh God, the Devil, bless my soul, bless me, by Jove, gracious, goodness, oh my, oh me, in Heaven's name, great Caesar's ghost, the deuce, did you ever; gee*, gee whillikins*, gadzooks*, mercy*, sakes alive*, drat*, good night*, so what*, dang*, land of Goshen*, darn*, hang it all*, bejesus*, blast*, blimy*, by crickey*, Chrisamighty*, Keerist*, damn it*, damn*, double-damn*, goshdamn*, goshdang*, gosh darn*, by golly*, Chrisake*, damn-it-to-hell*, for cripe's sake*, for crying out loud*, Gawd*, Judas Priest*, Jesus H. Christ*, I swan the Deil*, Lord-a-mercy*, I'll be cow-kicked and hornswoggled*, I'll be a lop-eared gazelle*, I'll be damned*, I'll be a son of a gun*, I'll be a monkey's uncle*, God's teeth*, hell's whiskers*, hell's bells*, ye gods, ye gods and little fishes*, holy mackerel*, cheese and crackers*, holy bilge water*, holy smokes*, geez*, jeepers creepers*, ay caramba*, yikes*, shoot*, ach, Gott in Himmel, Gottlob, Donnerwetter (all German)*, sacré bleu*, mon Dieu*, diable*, cochon (all French)*, diablo (Spanish)*.
Posted by: mbspringer | January 12, 2009 at 08:26 PM