Ann Coulter, our TV's guilty addiction, back again -- and again
Watching Ann Coulter surgically skewer serious liberals on television, you can't help thinking: If that long, blond hair keeps falling over her face so much she has to flip it back constantly, why doesn't she just cut the stuff short?
Coulter's one of those creatures made for modern TV culture, like Billy Mays with better legs.
And a Barack Obama Democratic inauguration and minimum four-year term is the conservative pundit's fondest dream come true. As we'll likely hear on the "Today" show today.
Coulter scores some valid political points in the jousting that passes for decibeled democratic discourse nowadays. She launches some rapier repartee with clearly practiced comebacks.
She says some stupid things. Some outrageous things. Snotty zingers. Some people cheer. Others get furious. And TV keeps having her back to hawk her latest book, which will be another big bestseller guaranteed.
Not that any of us ever read them, of course. But a friend told us about her writings.
And Ann inevitably harvests even more money to buy skirts containing even less material.
Forget her politics a minute. O.K., you can't. But try. She can be very clever with words sometimes. Like that annoying aunt who knows she knows everything. And we think of the perfect putdown after she's gone home.
We can make fun of Ann and Billy. But OxiClean or OxiConservative, they play us all like a concert piano.
And they know it. And so do those in TV. And they can't help themselves, having her back again and again. And for free too!
There was Coulter again Tuesday on CBS, arguing with Harry Smith after some meaningless flap with NBC described on Fox that got her back on NBC Wednesday morning for twice as long as she would have been on Monday if NBC hadn't bumped her and Drudge reported that the network banned her for life. (See how this works?)
Like banning Coulter would ever happen. She's a booker's dream. The switchboards light up. Pro. Con. Who cares? They're watching.
You can not read Ann Coulter. You can't not watch Ann Coulter. In his newsly-anchory way, Harry was trying to make a point that if she wasn't so "sophomoric" and "goofy," Coulter would be taken more seriously. Which presumes that serious is the goal.
Affable Harry, of course, completely misses the point, as we yelled at our dumb TV screen just yesterday. It's all about arguing, you ignorant knothole! If Coulter took his advice, she would never be invited on his program, these programs, all over talk-radio, with wide Web traffic. Would never sell anywhere near so many books. Wouldn't pop up in politics blogs like this.
And The Times' poor Matea Gold over on the Show Tracker blog would be forced to write about the dronings of E.J. Dionne or Paul Krugman on PBS when Charlie Rose wasn't interrupting, while the rest of us slept. Matea's got the Harry-Ann video right here. Bet you can't resist.
--Andrew Malcolm
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Ann Coulter is every liberal's worst nightmare; articulate, quick witted, acid tongued, pretty, and conservative. Keep it up Ann!
Posted by: K McD | January 07, 2009 at 08:59 AM
The great wisdom of the american people? lol
btw, I don't think anyone really wants to kill Obama...he doesn't have enough power.
Posted by: Sandy | January 07, 2009 at 09:00 AM
Her writing is terrific. She dishes back what libs dish out. It is an irony that when we last saw Coulter in 2008, Elizabeth Edwards gave her such a hard time and defended Johnny while Johnny was out making a baby with another woman. Coulter is never in remission.
Posted by: Geezer Don Surber | January 07, 2009 at 09:04 AM
Andrew,
Stupid is as stupid does. My momma told me, if they paid you to write that article, you should give their money back.
Posted by: bubba gump | January 07, 2009 at 09:16 AM
I believe that what infuriates liberals more than anything is that she's better than they are in their field of deception - clever language - using words as swords to dissect their lies. They in fact, are expose by her as being guilty of their own morally felonious crime -that of being deathly afraid of an intellegent woman.
Come to think of it -they fear beautiful women also (no not Ann (she's to ghostlike) but Sarah Palin.
Posted by: Don L | January 07, 2009 at 09:16 AM
Liberals don't like her because - like Sarah Palin - she is more intelligent than they are. She kicks their butt every time.
Posted by: Terry Saulsbury | January 07, 2009 at 09:18 AM
"""If that long blond hair keeps falling over her face so much she has to flip it back constantly, why doesn't she just cut the stuff short?"""
Oh no you didn't. Oh. No. You. Didn't. Go. There.
She is no match for you.
Posted by: Rivington | January 07, 2009 at 09:18 AM
"She says some stupid things."
But only when she's quoting liberals.
Posted by: Dan Schwartz in NJ | January 07, 2009 at 09:24 AM
I love Ann Coulter. She goes a little overboard sometimes but man, does she ever infuriate liberals. LOL
If Dimocrats weren't such smarmy, hypocritical sacks of excrement, they wouldn't get so upset when she exposes them as such.
And she absolutely does know how to crank up the marketing machine and yes , the Dims do fall for it every time. LMAO
Posted by: MIlle | January 07, 2009 at 10:15 AM
Go Annie go. You destroyed Harry and Malcom, God bless him, can't keep up with you, either.
Posted by: michael loehrer | January 07, 2009 at 10:15 AM
For any intelligent person of the conservative persuasion, Coulter is an embarrassment. K McD, you have very low standards if you think she is articulate, quick witted, pretty, or conservative. She might have had these qualities long ago, but the cocaine has destroyed her. Give me Christopher Hitchens any day. The man can at least hold his liquor.
Posted by: Marcos El Malo | January 07, 2009 at 10:15 AM
Are you people kidding? You have to be. No one in their right mind would take Coulter seriously. This is all about money.
Posted by: afrogirl | January 07, 2009 at 10:21 AM
Wow, does she take that guy to the cleaners. He tried so hard to belittle her and just made himself look like a fool. I wish the conservative politicians had here intelligence and wit. Too bad the media types don't need intelligence or wit or we would have a much more accurate portral of the worlds events.
Go Ann
Posted by: Don | January 07, 2009 at 10:50 AM
I love Ann Coulter!!!! She is not politically correct, nor does she try to be! She just tells it like it is!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: steve rodriguez | January 07, 2009 at 12:22 PM
NBC's Today Show is running scared of Ann Coulter!!!!!
The Liberals are all for tolerance and free speech until you disagree with them!
Posted by: steve rodriguez | January 07, 2009 at 12:28 PM
Liberals are all about feelings and intentions. They rarely let facts get in the way and examine the unintended consequences of their actions. Yes, sometimes I cringe at Ann's style but she does have substance so it's no wonder she intimidates the left because they are all about style over substance . How else do you explain the cult-like following of Obama? He is a media creation who has no past, no resume, no paper trail, no references.......but he looks cool and gives a great speech.
Posted by: Tobie | January 07, 2009 at 04:05 PM
Ann Coulter's message is simply, America doesn't need people who are always feeling that they are victims!
America needs people who stand-up, work hard and face their responsibilities!
Posted by: steve rodriguez | January 07, 2009 at 04:30 PM
I prefer Coulter's writing to Coulter's TV appearances. Her brilliance is much clearer when she pens her arguments and laces them with wit.
Sure libs hate her and deny her intelligence. I understand that. She lays the liberal philosophy bare. She makes it so clear how being liberal requires you to be a hypocrite or stupid. She is one of the great political stairists of our time.
Posted by: Publius | January 07, 2009 at 04:33 PM
Sho'nuff, Ms Coulter is "all about the money" but at the same time she shows how easy it is to punch big holes in any Leftist point-of-view. Dedicated Leftists are straw-people animated by greed and a lust for power that is cleverly disguised as compassion for their fellow man. hahahahahahahaHA!
Posted by: JordanJordanJordan | January 07, 2009 at 04:35 PM
Like her or not she chews the hosts up and makes them look really lame. She never insults them they do that themselves.
Conclusion is that the hosts are all overpaid and extremely ignorant of the facts. They can handle the hollywood celebreties and that is about it.
Posted by: Robert | January 07, 2009 at 04:39 PM
You gotta laugh at this, I did. Ann Coulter has maybe 40, 50 IQ points on Andrew Malcolm and he's just flummoxed.
Posted by: Erick | January 07, 2009 at 06:06 PM
Ann kicked Harry to the curb with her wit and facts. He is presently sucking his thumb and wondering what hit him.
Posted by: geo11 | January 07, 2009 at 06:06 PM
Oh, Mr. Malcolm. You were one of may favorite politicos during the election cycle, but you really miss the boat on Coulter. She should cut her hair? She wears short skirts? Ouch! Almost as harsh as NBC's Lauer, Kotb & Gifford's charges today that the "Guilty" writer is herself guilty of writing venomous prose. Oh, goodness, how will she ever rebound from such wounding criticism?
(Gee, you're the one calling it criticism. She's very skilled at what she does, which is in there too. Thanks for reading.)
Posted by: Karen Otravez | January 07, 2009 at 07:48 PM
Be careful what you write Andrew,
the Left may soon disown you!
Posted by: steve rodriguez | January 08, 2009 at 03:53 AM
Ahh.....I just love Ann smart, beautiful and a liberals worst nightmare!!!! Keep up the Great work Ann!! She speaks 100% Truth my friends and there is no denying that!!!
Posted by: Naomi | January 08, 2009 at 09:58 PM
This "woman?" is digusting, it was way too early to watch this shrew on the Today show.....Saturday Night Live should parody her, like Sarah Palin you don't have to stretch the truth to make it funny...
Posted by: Suzi | January 12, 2009 at 03:47 AM
It's pretty funny that the only positive things people can say about Ann Coulter are the same vague things Ann Coulter says about herself.
:)
Posted by: Nick | January 12, 2009 at 03:51 AM
Every interview I see her do, she jumps from subject to subject and flips her hair rather than address any question in a serious way. She just says outrageous things to sell books and people fall for it. She is more sensationalism more than substance, perfect for the American crowd that does not want to think to much. They see the blond hair and anorexic looks and go crazy.
Posted by: Frank Herbert | January 12, 2009 at 03:55 AM
The reason the left seethes at this kind of talk is that it cannot stand up to the day to day battle of facts. Why not? Because as one of the other commenters mentioned, leftist ideas are based on feeling not fact.
Posted by: mjintn | January 12, 2009 at 03:55 AM
What is Ann Coulter's position regarding Bristol Palin's unwed pregnant status? So Tripp and Trigg will be murders and rapists because they were born to an unwed mother? Surely they will turn out to be criminals, they're father and mother are uneducated high school dropouts.
Posted by: Jackie | January 12, 2009 at 08:26 PM
Bleh, Ann coulter. I get sick just by looking at her, and I'm not even a democrat. She's just so big headed and arrogant, and think's she's correct in everything.
Very hateful, too. She makes some hateful, borderline prejudiced and racist comments.
Posted by: what | January 13, 2009 at 08:04 AM
Ann "chews" up hosts because she is not tied down by the same rules. She doesn't have to be factual or polite. If she says something that is totally outrageous and insulting, people cheer and she sells more books. If a TV or radio host does this, he or she will be fired. I mean she is always talking about how everybody she doesn't like is gay or should be killed. That is intelligence?
Posted by: Frank Herbert | January 13, 2009 at 02:33 PM
Please let Ann know we are looking forward to her next book on GREED/GUILTY WITH names and $$$$$$
and how "wanna be' fall into party lines to promote hatred and self righteous propaganda to promote hatred.
By the way I am a social conservative who loves liberals and forward looking people who are seeking solutions to leave this world a better place for the next generation.
Posted by: Pammy | January 13, 2009 at 02:45 PM
Most of these comments I've read here, which unreservedly laud and support this contemptuous shrew's 'performance' and stance, seem to come from individuals who suffer a collective loss of memory of these past eight years and the results of this outgoing Empire's disaster. What color, I wonder, is the sky in their world?
Posted by: Sally | January 28, 2009 at 01:26 AM
It appears that the voluminous comments and praddle lauding this contemptuous shrew's embarrassing performance in the interview, come from a collective position of amnesia victims whose minds have mercifully blotted out the past 8 years and the resultant disaster left in the wake of the former Empire Stooge and Dr. Strangelove (Blofeld).
Posted by: sally | January 28, 2009 at 01:55 AM
I enjoyed the video. though I'm not a big fan of Ann Coulter, I do so enjoy how quick she is and what a bumbling fool she made out of Harry Smith.
I actually enjoyed your blog more. Good job.
Posted by: Magnolia | March 02, 2009 at 05:28 PM
My god talk about BS you people are Morons,Anne hits the nail on the head ,quit trying to be "over politically correct "everytime.
Posted by: ANDREW CLARK | March 03, 2009 at 06:25 PM
WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO THE O BAMA VIDEO THE LA TIMES WOULDNT RELEASE ?
Posted by: ANDREW CLARK | March 03, 2009 at 06:27 PM
My friends and I all think she's hot but stupid. We like to watch her with the sound off.
Don't like chicks who bitch all the time. I like the happy ones.
Posted by: Steve | March 05, 2009 at 09:42 AM