Opinion: Hillary Clinton’s Top Ten list, revealed!!!

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Barack Obama, in his most recent appearance on CBS’ ‘Late Show with David Letterman,’ gave viewers a Top Ten list of surprising facts about himself (our favorite: ‘In the Illinois primary, I accidentally voted for Kucinich’).

Hillary Clinton gets to give the list tonight (a nice little bit of exposure, as we previously noted, right before voters head to the polls Tuesday in Indiana and North Carolina), and she’ll be elaborating on the reasons she loves America.

For those who can’t stay up or have other late-night viewing habits, here they are: ...

... 10. We have more Dakotas than every other country combined.

9. Canadian bacon: soggy and chewy; American bacon: crisp and delicious!

8. Thanks to the Internet, I can order new pantsuits 24/7 - there’s your pantsuit joke, Dave. Are you happy now?

7. 232 years and not one cookie shortage.

6. TiVo

5. Did I mention the soup? Mmm, soup.

4. Did you know former President Teddy Roosevelt was an American?

3. Where else can you get a car painted for $29.95?

2. Is this the part where I say, ‘Live from New York, it’s Saturday Night!’?

1. Apparently anyone can get a talk show.

Members of the Republican response team (who NEVER seem to sleep) tried to step on Obama’s list with their own (much-too-serious) suggestions; we imagine they’ll be producing one soon to counter Clinton.

-- Don Frederick