The stars say the Dems will meet in Denver, but first come nearly 200 astrologers
We should have seen it in the stars, but next month in preparation for the potentially rancorous Democratic National Convention in Denver in late August, nearly 200 "highly respected astrologers" will gather in the same city.
There, they'll discuss such things as business and financial astrology, Pluto's entry into Capricorn and legal issues facing today's astrologers.
Who knows they might even get into the business of predicting who the heck is gonna win this drawn-out Democratic Party primary process -- Princess Hillary or Prince Barack.
What's happening just about three moons before the Democrats gather in the Mile High City is the United Astrology Conference, promising sessions that go way beyond standard newspaper horoscope fare, although here at The Ticket on LATimes.com we find absolutely nothing wrong with standard newspaper horoscope fare.
In fact, we consult the stars before we write every item. Honest.
A conference news release predicts some 1,500 attendees, although how they can say that with Leo rising stretches credulity.
There'll be some 270 classes examining topics such as romantic and political compatibility, the future of the Iraq war and China's role in the world as well as astrometeorology (predicting the weather by the stars) and predictions about 2012 which, The Ticket predicts, will see yet another presidential election.
According to Mark Wolz, an astrologer who's also into yoga and meditation, the Internet has changed the business of astrology because it gives clients access to much more information and star charts and that kind of stuff. "People are dissatisfied with answers from traditional sources," he says, "and they're looking more and more to the symbolic arts for insight."
Somehow, we could have predicted he was going to say that.
--Andrew Malcolm

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If Obama wins this nomination, the whole sky will fall and therefore end astrology!
Posted by: Core Democrat | April 29, 2008 at 11:28 AM
with RON PAUL, to stop forever hoping for - start being change. to see liberty and justice rise, and the world grow up.
freedom loving people go on to shape the future, their destiny and universe - leaving the disheartened to rummage for some clue in coffee grounds and lose their minds in outer space. see the fairest constellation?
there. its's in the stars if you will just look up and pick the brightest.
Posted by: dave | May 20, 2008 at 04:00 AM
More Fun Than Primary Elections: Astrological Predictions for President!
DON'T SCOFF: Barack Obama and his supporters are keeping their eyes crossed that astrologers meeting this week in Denver are correct when they predict the Illinois Senator will become the next U.S. president.
Stargazers from 44 countries gathered at the United Astrology Conference to attend workshops on such topics as "The Moon: It's Subtle but Powerful Impact," "Your Unique Way of Working with Time," "Finding Your Natural Mate," "Pluto and the Path of Regeneration," as well as "Medical Astrology in Action."
OnTuesday seven panelists during a discussion on this season's presidential election foresaw the Illinois Senator winning "thanks to a Saturn-Jupiter conjunction spelling change." But New York astrologer Shelley Ackerman warned, "There are things that are going to happen in the next couple of months that could turn the game into something different than we think it is right now."
Hmmm. Could Hillary Clinton's practice of "The Secret" confuse the planets' presidential edict? Guess we'll have to wait and see.
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Posted by: Crabby Golightly | May 22, 2008 at 09:32 AM
Excellent blog.Indian Vedic contribution is a reservoir of Vibrant Information and Harmonious Creativity. May the Womb of Nature Embrace all with Tranquil Blessings from this day forward. Let this attract one's attention affecting them Positively. It is a Sanctuary of the Self , a Creative Venue which serves as an Enduring Expression of Lightness, where a peaceful Atmosphere with Sunlight Flows and serene atmosphere prevail.
In the storm of life we struggle through myriads of stimuli of pressure, stress, and muti-problems that seek for a solution and answer. We are so suppressed by the routine of this every life style that most of us seem helpless. However, if we look closely to ancient techniques we shall discover the magnificent way to understand and realize the ones around us and mostly ourselves. If only we could stop for a moment and allow this to happen. May all beings be happy (Loka Samastha Sukhino Bhavanthu)
The ancient Hindu philosophy of keepiing mind and body for the well being, has entered the managerial, medical and judicial domain of the world. Today it has found its place as an alternative to the theory of modern management and also as a means to bring back the right path of peace and prosperity for the human beings. Let me bow to Indian Maharishi Veda Vysa with folded hands who helped in removing the impurities of the mind through his writings on Vedas, impurities of speech through his writings on puranas, and impurities of body through his writings on other sacred texts.LORD
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