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BARACK! CLINTON! BIG MAC! GETTING DOWN TONIGHT ON WWE

April 21, 2008 |  4:22 pm

HEY, YOU! YEH, YOU!

FORGET TALKING POINTS. FORGET HEALTH CARE REFORM! FORGET TAX CUTS!

TONIGHT POLITICS TURN FUN. AND WHADDYA GONNA DO ABOUT IT? YOU WANT A PIECE OF THIS?

IT'S ALL ABOUT GETTIN' IN YOUR OPPONENT'S FACE AS THE 2008 PRESIDENTIAL PRIMARY RACE -- OR WHAT'S LEFT OF IT -- JOINS THE WWE IN RAW ON TV.

Two Democratic presidential candidates square off in the WWE ring, Hillary Hillrock Clinton vs Barack The Bitter Obama --Oh, yeh well I respectfully disagree because your health care reform plan isn't universal like mine

YOU HEARD RIGHT, MOMMA!

HILLARY CLINTON AS "HILLROCK"  ("TONIGHT THE LAST MAN STANDING MAY JUST BE A WOMAN!") TAKES ON BARACK OBAMA ("CAN YOU SMELL WHAT BARACK IS COOKING?").

AND JOHN MCCAIN ("IF YOU WANNA BE THE MAN, YOU GOTTA BEAT THE MAN") BATTLES THE WINNER COME NOVEMBER.

POLITICS MAY NEVER BE THE SAME!

WHICH COULD, ACTUALLY, BE A GOOD THING, IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT.

BUT FIRST this message from the WWE about its three-hour "Monday Night RAW" showdown starting in a few minutes (5 - 8 p.m. Pacific) over on the USA Network.

Surely, you pre-set your TiVo. (To see what the two candidates are discussing, place your cursor on the photo.)

Forget CNN and ABC. To see how real TV pros could stage the next Democratic debate, click here.

(UPDATE: Now that the smackdown is over, we can share with you the video down below here. Who do you think came across the funniest?)

--Andrew "The Android" Malcolm

                                                                         Photo Credit: WWE 


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If Bill Clinton looked half as good as any of the wrestlers, what in the world would he be doing with Hillary?

Ladies, I'm all for women being equal in everything, but do we have to be unattractive?

I mean, people ! We have had good looking candidates (Kennedy, Obama, Bill, Gary Hart, Antonio Villagairosa...and then we've had Jimmy Carter...)

The only good looking female-politician we have had was Diane Feinstein ! DIANE FEINSTEIN ! Why can't Hillary look like Gennifer Flowers.

I am very interested in this appearance. I still can't figure out if it is really going to happen.

TheBarock.com is very happy if it is going to happen.

Stupid PR, that's all it is.

The media and of course Obama needs to tell voters more about his relationship with Ayers. It’s important because voters well wonder whether that relationship, coupled with Obama’s longtime relationship with the Anti American, anti White, Rev. Jeremiah Wright, is the beginning of a pattern, a pattern in which Obama seems quite comfortable with people who really, really, really HATES the United States of America

http://www.theproblemwithobama.com/



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