BARACK! CLINTON! BIG MAC! GETTING DOWN TONIGHT ON WWE
HEY, YOU! YEH, YOU!
FORGET TALKING POINTS. FORGET HEALTH CARE REFORM! FORGET TAX CUTS!
TONIGHT POLITICS TURN FUN. AND WHADDYA GONNA DO ABOUT IT? YOU WANT A PIECE OF THIS?
IT'S ALL ABOUT GETTIN' IN YOUR OPPONENT'S FACE AS THE 2008 PRESIDENTIAL PRIMARY RACE -- OR WHAT'S LEFT OF IT -- JOINS THE WWE IN RAW ON TV.
YOU HEARD RIGHT, MOMMA!
AND JOHN MCCAIN ("IF YOU WANNA BE THE MAN, YOU GOTTA BEAT THE MAN") BATTLES THE WINNER COME NOVEMBER.
POLITICS MAY NEVER BE THE SAME!
WHICH COULD, ACTUALLY, BE A GOOD THING, IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT.
BUT FIRST this message from the WWE about its three-hour "Monday Night RAW" showdown starting in a few minutes (5 - 8 p.m. Pacific) over on the USA Network.
Surely, you pre-set your TiVo. (To see what the two candidates are discussing, place your cursor on the photo.)
Forget CNN and ABC. To see how real TV pros could stage the next Democratic debate, click here.
(UPDATE: Now that the smackdown is over, we can share with you the video down below here. Who do you think came across the funniest?)
--Andrew "The Android" Malcolm
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