It’s SL-inky

This spring, the facelifted 2009 version comes onstream, with a new look and new features, including the AIRSCARF, a neck-level heating system, and a more versatile chassis that can deliver both comfort and a degree of sportiness. The SL550 gets a seven-speed automatic as standard, while the V-12-powered SL600 utilizes a five-speed slushbox.

And since it’s the 21st century, one option will be something called the Universal Consumer Interface (UCI) that links up to iPods, USB sticks and other external audio devices. There will also be the ubiquitous Bluetooth connectivity. No prices have been announced yet, but a current SL550 starts at $95,300. Perhaps being a gigolo or an oil baron isn’t so cheesy after all.

-- Colin Ryan