Breaking news: Britney buys new panties!

Britney Spears bought some new underwear this week! Click here for details.

Thank the Lord. One more candid close-up of a mini-skirted, undie-less Britney climbing in or out of a car is more than the world can handle.

But thongs and a G-string?  May I suggest the Flasher-in-the Pan consider boy-short styles? So much more forgiving.

Along with a change of underwear, Britney may be mulling a new hair color. Seems she asked the Lisa Kline shopgirl if she liked Brit's hair better blond or brunette. Yikes. If Britney is consulting salespeople for hair color advice, things are far worse than we thought.

It's officially time to step up and make your hair color preferences known. All those in favor of blond, raise your hands. Brunette?  Now post your comments on this blog and pray she reads them. Feel free to give her any other life/career/wardrobe/relationship advice too. It can't hurt.

Photo Credits: Panties are a good first step. But should Britney go back to blonde or brunette? It's your call!
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