Ann Coulter's jaw wired shut! We're sooo sad....

Page Six is reporting that right-wing agitator and controversy-seeker Ann Coulter's jaw is wired tightly shut.

I know, I know. If the report is true, It's almost as if our prayers have been answered.

Apparently it was broken, but by whom, no one seems to be sure.  We could hazard a guess, but why throw roses yet.

The blogosphere is already aquiver over the idea of a forced Coulter Moment of Silence.

Finally, the Right Wing Barbie Doll has to shut up. This is, after all, the woman who called 2004 VP nominee John Edwards the F-word in 2007 while speaking at the Conservative Political Action Conference.

"I was going to have a few comments on the other Democratic presidential candidate, John Edwards, but it turns out that you have to go into rehab if you use the 'gay hate word' " so I'm -- so, kind of at an impasse, can't really talk about Edwards, so I think I'll just conclude here and take your questions."

The rehab reference was a right-wing joke (and we use the term loosely) about actor Isaiah Washington using that word for his “Grey’s Anatomy” co-star T.R. Knight and been forced by the network to undergo psychological treatment.

But her unfunny comments drew criticism from all fields, Democrats, Republicans and gay rights groups.

But here’s the best part about the Coulter broken jaw news. No really, this is really good: Seems she has a brand new book titled "GUILTY” due out in early January and, of course, was all booked on TV and radio talk shows to discuss the “much-needed reality check on a Left gone wild," declares the book's jacket.

Her latest work reportedly exposes and mocks the media's love affair with all things Democrat and all things President-elect Barack Obama.

Too bad Ann won’t be able to say a word about her new book.

That’s just a gosh darn shame.

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Comments

[John]

To bad it wasn't her neck.

[Sage]

She's only agitating to left-wing neo-socialists such as the LAT who make no attempt whatsoever of objectivity or neutrality as is evidenced here. But the biggest thing youre avoiding...you don't need a jaw to write books, you moron.

[Stan]

My god, that woman(?) is uglier than Giuliani (9/11) in drag.

[Jumisko]

Mazeltov!

[benny]

which on? the neck in the middle? or the surrounding neck?

[nycgrrl]

Better she should gag....oy!

[Big Shaker]

Ann Coulter's a good start. Now if only we can wire shut the jaws of 4/5 of The View, Rosie O'Donnell, Keith Olbermann, Sean Penn, Madonna, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Michael Moore. . .

[GEAH]

Elizabeth Snead, you are a sick person.

Get help. I'm sure the LATimes still has good health insurance and you can get the psychiatric care you so obviously need.

[Natty]

You celebrate an injury to someone who you disagree with. That is telling of your soul. If you want to champion karma right now, just remember that it can visit you as well.

[Yalla Habibi]

I particularly find the photo of her that you've used offensive. How can she hold the beliefs that she holds and be so hateful while wearing a large cross? How unbelievably hypocritical and sad.

[DalGoda]

Almost makes me think that there is a god. What glorious news. Wouldn't it be a shame if there was some video footage of how it happened. Whether by fall, punch, god's vengeance, or her jaw just gave up. ;)

[Justme]

Ann's jaw wired shut? There is a god! My prayers have been answered and I am one of those far left liberals who thinks religion is what is ruining this country. Maybe now God is on our side.

[Jaffa]

YES! There is divine justice.

[ox]

Some fascist wishes her neck was broken and you approve? I guess it's all right to wish the same for you people.

[Ray Sampson]

Ann Coulter is a voice you want to shut up because you disagree with her. She speaks the truth and that is what make you so angry. Please remember you are not called to act like Gestapo police.
Ray

[Kenneth]

Elizabeth, I noticed you have the final say on which comments are posted - typical of the leftist media - you think it's your right to decide what news is news.

Your the one who's sad - and all your loyal subscribers are close on your coattails.

The truth is Elizabeth that the man you and millions of other stupid Americans elected is an empty suit. Any decisions he gets credited for from the likes of you, rest assured, weren't his ideas, but rather one of his "team" members. Hussein couldn't even get a security clearance with the likes of Wright and Ayers in his background. His wife is an America hater, although she won't admit it, and he doesn't care about you personally - why, because you're white and make more money than he thinks you should...

As a true patriot, something you and your ilk are unfamiliar with, I say to you, see you in the bread line - don't be offended when I insist you and your liberal cohorts go to the back of the line.

[Ken]

Nice! Apparently liberal compassion is reserved only for fellow Democrats. But I don't recall conservatives making fun of Ted Kennedy's brain cancer.

[Ken Donlan]

How does one break one's jaw? There is a story here. How about some reporting?

[plankbob]

If we ignore her totally will she go away?
The photo with this story makes her look like a man trapped in a woman's body. Is that the source of her anger?

[Barry]

So if you disagree with someone's viewpoint, it's ok to wish them ill? That is so typical of the leftist media. How many readers have left the LA Times specifically because of disgusting left-wing diatribes such as yours? It's no wonder that the media is losing subscribers and viewers. Hopefully you will fall on the ash heap of history, much like the telegraph and pony express. Good luck finding a job!

[yerkiddin]

Why is it the right gets so vehement and throws those "fascist" bombs out there when they are mocked? The right ARE the fascists. The right is the party of the noose. It's as if they cannot distinguish between themselves and that which they hate...... oh?!?....never mind.

[Joel]

I'm sorry, is this supposed to be a real newspaper?

[Ing]

Perhaps this is evidence of God working in mysterious ways. This may be his mysterious way of telling her to be quiet..

[Kevin High]

Sorry, but you can't compare a broken jaw with brain cancer.

[N. O'Brain]

"The reason any conservative's failing is always major news is that it allows liberals to engage in their very favorite taunt: Hypocrisy! Hypocrisy is the only sin that really inflames them. Inasmuch as liberals have no morals, they can sit back and criticize other people for failing to meet the standards that liberals simply renounce. It's an intriguing strategy. By openly admitting to being philanderers, draft dodgers, liars, weasels and cowards, liberals avoid ever being hypocrites."
-Ann Coulter