Guy Ritchie doesn't want a dime from Madonna!

Madonna wears a dress that looks like AstroTurf!

Guy Ritchie refuses to take a penny from Madonna in their reportedly settled divorce agreement!

Oh, where to begin…

Madonna wore a green grass micro-mini-dress (Can you say Sheena: Queen of the Back Nine?) that looked simply sodding silly at a New York charity event last night.

But she sure looked happy, perhaps about the news that Guy won’t ask for a dime from  her, according to the Daily Mail story based on the  London Evening Standard's report.

Ritchie, who is said  to be worth £30 million, about a tenth of his wife’s fortune, was entitled to half of her fortune under English divorce law.

But all he wanted was to keep his sons living in London. Madonna wanted to have them live with her in New York.

The source told the paper that a just reached compromise will have Rocco, 8, and 3-year-old adopted David dividing their time between their parents' homes.

Madonna’s daughter, Lourdes, by another relationship, will continue to live with her.

So basically, Madonna gets to keep the kids and all her money. And Guy probably has let her keep her cabala and told her where to stick it.

Oh, and she gets to keep Alex Rodriguez.

It's good to be Queen.

What do you think of Madonna's front lawn attire? Does she need a new gardener or a new designer? Are  you impressed by Guy's refusal to take her money?

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Comments

[chris]

Don't believe that no cash is changing hands. He's getting a payout.

[lesliejay]

I have a sneaking suspicion that
Madonna is being more generous with Guy than we know-much more-she's probably helping him save face.

[Jane Handley]

Hooray to Guy and if Madonna thinks she looked good in that horrible dress maybe she needs a threapist....

[Josh]

Guy is a dog and we all know he will get a huge sum of money from Madonna that after parting 8 years already on her dime he don't deserve, Madonna may not be a saint butr she works hard and seserves to keep what she earned.

[John]

Dear Jane,

Where does it say in the news that guy is a dog? Aren't you just assuming things that aren't true? I can play that game too. Maybe guy told Madonna to keep her money because she was using custody of kids because of English law, as a barter chip. Why would you assume that madonna is a good person because you like her music? You don't know her, and if you did she most likely wouldn't have the time of day for you.

[John Lee]

Yes, congrats to Guy Ritchie. Now he can stop following her all over hell and begin his own career again. I wouldn't want any of her trashy money either. I saw her concert in Detroit. She'd be nothing without her flashy set and lights. How did she ever get to be a superstar? We created a fraud! She'll never get another cent from me again, either in CD, film, concert or anything with her name or photo on it. THANK GOD my tickets were free. Madonna, give up your celebrity, go ride off into the sunset with your Kabbalah and your devoted A-Rod! And remember the only person you'll ever be married to or ever have been is the person in the mirror.