Wait, Lindsay Lohan's not gay? We're confused.

So Lindsay Lohan has been dating Samantha Ronson for quite some time. And the inseparable sapphic sisters are openly very affectionate, kissing, hugging and holding hands.

But now Lindsay says she's not gay? Oh, she loves Sam. She just doesn’t play on her team.

Hey, that reminds us of Anne Heche, who was also into a rich and famous lesbian, Ellen DeGeneres, before switching back to her hetero home team.

According to the NY Daily News, Lindsay Lohan has reportedly been telling pals (big-mouthed pals, apparently) that she’s still into guys and would date men again if she was not with Sam. And she's absolutely not using Sam because the well-connected and talented DJ is helping with her new album and may singlehandedly save Lindsay's music career.

The recent admission about LiLo still liking guys may explain her overt flirting with "Gossip Girl" pretty boy Chace Crawford at a recent party. Hey, has anyone else noticed that Chace kinda looks like Sam Ronson?

Check it out on the jump!

An observer told the NY Daily News that Lindsay was "pretty much throwing herself at him all night. She was standing in such a way that some part of her body was always touching him -- at one point hip to hip. She was also giving him the filthiest looks, whispering in his ear, and turning everything he said into an innuendo."

And then there were all those text messages: "Everyone on the set of 'Gossip Girl' has been teasing him mercilessly as Lindsay has been calling him three or four times a day and sending provocative text messages.

Chace has been advised to stay well away from Lindsay and give the LiLo/SamRo combo "a very wide berth," the source added.

Jeepers, is Lindsay going back to guys, just when her dad, Michael Lohan, was getting used to her dating a girl who looks like a guy?

After calling Sam "a dark, hideous and disgusting representation of humanity," MIchael Lohan recently confessed to New York magazine: “I definitely regret all the things I said about Samantha. I’m a Christian. I should not pass judgment on anyone.”

Amen, dude.

Photo: Sam, left, and Lindsay at a fashion week party. Chace Crawford, looking a lot like a manly Samantha Ronson, at a screening of Madonna's "Filth and Wisdom."

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Comments

[Joy plaza]

WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE SO INSISTENT ON DEFINING PEOPLES’ SEXUALITY????

Lindsay is entitled to define her sexuality however she chooses to define it. You fall in love with a person for who they are- not what gender they happened to be. Despite your flawed logic, people love who they love. It’s not about being a lesbian, being bisexual or being straight. It’s about living your life the way YOU choose to live it. It is not up to the rest of the world to define what makes you happy or to define your sexuality for you. She’s happy with Samantha. It is what it is. Drop it and let the girl live her damn life….

[Kim]

No......Chace is much prettier than SaMANtha.

[Kayla]

Of course Lohan isn't a lesbian, and of course she's still into guys! Why would anyone assume otherwise? Just because you're a girl dating a girl, it doesn't mean you've suddenly changed your orientation. There IS such a thing as being bisexual, you know.

[lrgshadow]

I'll take the last sentence of what Kayla said. I'll compound it by adding a healthy dose of "you retards" to the end of it.

[Ol' JB]

Ongoing evidence that having good sense is not a requirement to be a movie star...

[Dan L]

Not like I can say I know the method behind Lohan's madness... but there are a lot of people out there who don't define themselves as straight, lesbian/gay, or bisexual. They just keep an open mind and try to find someone who they connect to the most and feel the strongest feelings for. It's quite the gray area.

[livi]

wow you must be really low on stories if you feel the need to comment on this.
who cares?! theyre happy leave them alone

[mjkbk]

Whaddya mean Chace Crawford looks like Sam Ronson? Are you kidding? He is prettier by FAR.

So anyway....we're actually supposed to buy this story? Because no infotainment columnist EVER simply made up a "news" item, based on supposed inside "observers" and "sources".

Of course not. Never happens. Not ever. Uh-uh. Yeah right.

[Big Sam]

This sounds like a lot of disinformation formulated by homosexuals, who want to see everything as being homosexual in their homosexual world, and become confused because straight people aren't buying into their lifestyle.

[ukmain]

"big sam" you biggoted idiot, i am quite intreaged in your homosexual "views" if you can call such a comment on homosexuality a view. I dont think that an article based on a woman that was previousely calling herself a lesbian and now suddenly switched teams could be mythically thought up by a team of homosexuals to "promote" the cause......you plank.

[allegra]

Why does she have to define herself? If she has fallen in love and found someone she connects with that is an amazing thing. Love is love. And by the way Chace is prettier but Sam is way sexier!

[biteme]

i gotta say, i very adamately insisted for months after i first slept with a girl that i wasn't gay, and i was just in love with this specific chick. i never touched a dude again, and now im a seriously ricockulous dyke.

[joe m]

As an adult,Lindsay has the right to sleep with anything she wants,
no matter how sick or disgusting,
However she would better off getting rid of sodomy
and getting God into her life.

[Kita]

sodomy? in a lesbian relationship?
honestly?

get educated, you judgment passing hack

[Andy H]

Lindsay using Ronson to re-ignite her music career? LoL get real that would be like JayZ using Kfed. Ronson who????? Lohan is an A lister and Ronson is a nobody. It is Ronson who benefited from this association, no one had heard of her until she was seen with Lohan.

[KK]

yo does all of this even matter? so lindsay is a celebrity whoo hoo. who gives a crap?! seriously people let live and let die. to all those out there... leave lindsay alone and get your own lives!

[whatever]

the way i see this is that every time lindsay needed a sholder it seems as sam was ther therefore she got a affection for her ,but i think she dont play that way