SubscribeMeet Madonna's replacement: Kelly Reilly
Don’t cry for Guy Ritchie.
He’ll get a chunkachange from his divorce settlement with Madonna, no matter what it is.
Plus, he's already lined up her replacement.
And ... surprise, the woman is almost 20 years younger than Madge! But about 10 years younger than Guy. How very, very predictable?
Meet the new Madge: British actress Kelly Reilly, a pretty, blue-eyed redhead who is starring in Guy's new film "Sherlock Holmes."
According to Us Weekly, on Oct. 18, a mere three days after Guy announced he and Madonna were divorcing, the director sent his driver on a last-minute errand to his $12-million London home to pack an overnight bag.
He then stayed at a nearby Chatham hotel. Which just happens to be the same hotel where the lovely Kelly is staying.
She’s actually an accomplished stage and screen British actress, who has appeared in “The Libertine” with Johnny Depp, with Judi Dench in “Mrs. Henderson Presents,” and she had a small role in “Pride and Prejudice” with Keira Knightley.
She's 31, born in 1977, the year Madonna moved to New York to model and study dance with Alvin Ailey.
Hmmmm. Oh, well, tit for tat, right Madonna?
After all, you've already called in Guy's relief pitcher, New York Yankees player Alex Rodriguez.
What do you think? Will Madonna be angry? Should she be? Or would that be like the pot calling the kettle black?
Photos: Kelly Reilly is younger than Madonna. Are you surprised?
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She has nothing on Madonna. Madonna is much more beautiful than this girl.
Posted by: Ronny | October 22, 2008 at 02:42 PM
Everybody's younger than Madonna.
Posted by: Ziggy | October 22, 2008 at 05:54 PM
this is just another story to wreck another third party's life.. poor girl.. she didn't get casted into the movie for a suddenly tabloid when she wakes up
Posted by: ed | October 22, 2008 at 06:03 PM
Guy Ritchie is nothing more than a GOLD DIGGER, Madonna is a much hotter woman than this tart and I don't even like Madonna but at least the woman worked like a DOG to get what she has just to have Guy Ritchie screw her out of what is rightfully hers not matter what anyone says he partied the last 7 years at the pub while Madonna made the money with hard work, this is a messed up thing hopefully his son will see him for the dog he is.
Posted by: Josh | October 22, 2008 at 07:22 PM
Don't know what the problem was with Guy and Madonna, but ,you go Guy! a younger, fresher, more beautiful, less fake and less plastic surgied woman. You should be feeling fine. A less jaded and more normal woman with whom you could possiby have a future. Go Kelly and Go Guy!
Posted by: debra | October 22, 2008 at 10:29 PM
I don't blame Guy! Kelly is gorgeous! Madonna was never much to look at, even when she was younger...and she has little talent. She's getting just what she deserves for ruining decades of girls!
Posted by: gina | October 22, 2008 at 10:56 PM
Addendum, Ms. Rielly was also in an entertaining, international movie, L'Auberge espagnole. One of the most entertaining "international" movies made in the last 5 years. She was marvelous in it, as were all the cast.
Posted by: TPMT | October 22, 2008 at 11:09 PM
Sometimes it is just a relief to have a caring touch and friendship WITHOUT an agenda. More people should try it. ; )
Posted by: BogusMadonna50 | October 23, 2008 at 12:36 AM
I am from Britain and never heard of her. Madonna is an icon! Says it all really! Good on Madonna! A total inspiration! P.S- all the age comments are rubbish, as she looks half her age and looks amazing!
Posted by: UK Girl | October 23, 2008 at 08:51 AM
Madonna is an old hag!
Posted by: Kev | October 23, 2008 at 11:56 AM
What took him so long. I can't imagine being married to someone so controlling. I am grateful he woke up and smelled the coffee. Poor man!
Posted by: maggie | October 24, 2008 at 10:35 PM
Why do we care about any of these people and their self-destructing, selfish behaviour? On top of that, they have children who are all going to know about all of this! I have no respect for either of them - instead of spending their free time screwing the next best thing perhaps they could spend the time with their children who are going through a tragic time so they don't end up as messed up as them.
Posted by: jjj | October 25, 2008 at 05:37 AM
Madonna is sexy. However she will sruggle to find a man to replace Guy and be a father to her kids.
Most guys will be after her money and fame sadly.
Guy will go back to making bad filmsand dating younger women and the world will keep spinning, or is it the sun that spins?
Posted by: Jacob | October 26, 2008 at 09:17 PM
I know Kelly, so to the woman who has never heard of her I would have to comment on your obvious lack of culture. If Kelly has not appeared in Eastenders or Coronation street the likelyhood of you knowing her would be slim as im sure that is the extent of your entertainment knowledge. Kelly has NOTHING to do with this at all, just a victim of malicious tabloids!
Posted by: Neil London. | October 31, 2008 at 12:11 AM
Shes the next big english actress...just watch Eden Lake.
Posted by: OG | December 18, 2008 at 09:00 AM
Kelly certainly is drop-dead gorgeous but which clown said Madonna had no talent. Hello, wake up and smell the coffee my friend cos a few million people would heartily disagree with you! She has it in spades and has kept going for years to prove it.
Posted by: Geoff Lokey | January 06, 2009 at 09:25 AM
There is another Kel Reilly in LA... Would love to have Kelli Reilly meet Kelly Reilly.
Kel's Mom
Posted by: Kathy Fitz | May 18, 2009 at 05:34 PM
That's a funny, unflattering photo of Kelly. She's talented and has great charisma and presence on screen. I adored her in Mrs. Henderson presents, so I'm a bit sad to see her tangled in this sloppy divorce.
Posted by: Amy | July 07, 2009 at 09:40 PM