John Mayer didn't wanna 'waste' Jennifer Aniston's time

John Mayer finally talked to his BFFs, the paparazzi, about his recent breakup with Jennifer Aniston.

Yes, even after they broke up, he's still milking the benefits of Aniston's "Friends" fame.

Click here to watch the TMZ video in which John oh-so earnestly spills his guts about the breakup.

And can anyone understand what the heck he's talking about? She's a "lovely person" and he "didn't want to waste her time"? What, like she's got so little left? And "go in honest, go out honest?" Oh, give it a rest.

Sounds like another lame immature boy excuse for not wanting to make a commitment to the person he's sleeping with. They were together, what, two to three months? That's not a relationship, that's a prolonged hook-up.

Poor Jennifer. She'll never get back all those hours she spent this summer acting like John Mayer's No. 1 groupie.

Plus, now Jen's forever on the growing list of Mayer's easy ... conquests: Jessica Simpson, Cameron Diaz, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Minka Kelly, and several nameless groupies ...

Wonder who'll be next on John Mayer's hook-up list? Any thoughts?

Photos: WireImage

Comments

[xk]

This seemed more like a hookup than a relationship. It seemed that she was vested more in it than him. After a long time she seemed comfortable being open about a relationship and being photographed. Does she seem pathetic and clingy? Yes. Does he seem like a douche ? Yes. But the operative word here is SEEMS as none of us know the truth.

[xinunus]

John Mayer is a dork! Every woman that sleeps with him deserve what they get in the end. STUPID IS WHAT STUPID DOES!

[Moon]

Yes, I think his next hookup will be a date with Herpes.

[Kim]

I guess she only has so much time to have kids and he doesn't want to waste her time in this respect. If true then it's good for him and good for her. Doesn't look like it was easy for him to do though.

[Daisy Mae]

He has all the substance of a chocolate eclair... Delicious-looking but vapid.

[queen bee]

Wow!...I cant believe he spilled his gutz to papparrazzi on the street! He BLUNTLY confirmed that he did in fact DUMP Aniston. Hopefully Jen will realize now that she should date men her own age...instead of little boys. I love some of John Mayers songs, and he was HILARIOUS when he did those TMZ skits,but Jen has serious mental issues for starting a PUBLIC relationship with him. ugh! Thank goodness Brad Pitt got outta that relationship...and he's starting to look a lot more logical now that SEVERAL dudes cant deal with her either. Brad was gentleman enough to hang in for over 6 yrs!

[kenny]

Yes poor Jen, but i bet she had the best time with him :P hahah u know what i mean. i wouldnt mind to be his groupie any time..

[Murphy]

I'm beginning to think that Perez Hilton was correct when he said that John Mayer is gay ... I honestly believe he is..What straight guy would break up with Jessica Simpson and Jen Aniston.. both beauties !

[tim]

i think whoever wrote this is a pre pubecint girl who hates all men and who needs to grow the hell up, jesus give the guy a break im sure it was hard for him too. She was far too demanding so the RUMOURS say.

[Jessie]

Oh, screw you! John Mayer is probably less of a dickhead than you are, so leave him alone. Are you saying that you've never hooked up with someone before? Probably not, considering your lousy and uninsightful analysis of this situation. Why would anyone want to waste their time on you? Aren't you supposed to be an unbais writer, or is "ruining someone else's life" number one on your priority list. Leave John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston alone. She's a big girl, she's not gonna die. And John is 10 times the man you'll ever be, so again, screw you.

[Jmc50]

John Mayer is a bag of crap and Jennifer Aniston is a class act and ever since that other piece of dung Brad Pitt she has made bad choices, she needs to look at Julie Roberts and find someone who doesn't want to spend their time in front of the mirrow or the paps

[mary mackendrick]

Guess what? He made her happier than she's been in a long time and he doesn't have to milk anyone. She's so shallow with her hairdresser, her yoga teacher, her facials, her shopping, etc.. Just because they had a relationship, doesn't mean he has to marry her.

[mary mackendrick]

By the way, this photo of John is history. He got a buzz this summer, remember?

[Liz]

They were together three months, and the media was going nuts talking about marriage and things that were never in the cards for them. He's not "milking" anything, he's just answering questions because people want to know. Since when is John Mayer not enough of a household name already, anyway?

I know Jenn is everybody's darling, but there's really no call for all the hostility towards Mayer. Relationships end. It happens. It doesn't mean one of them was a bad person.

[kandie]

John is acting like he always acts and talking like he always talks. Jen became one of his groupies at age 39. Guess she is really desperate. She had better hope he does not blog about her.

[john's next]

Kate Hudson? Oh no she has a kid and John does not seem into kids. Maybe one of the Hills girls?

[Ming]

I'm all for female solidarity and I've got no problems with women checking out different relationships - like Kate Hudson and others.

However, in this case, the statements John Mayer might well be the lame excuses for a Peeboy who doesn't want to make a commitment, but what is a nearly 40 year old woman who has long claimed that she wants to be in a committed relationship doing with a player like this?

Come one Liz, please, in the interest of women's solidarity and pride, empower Jennifer. Let her take some responsibility for the choices she made in her life so that she can learn to choose differently.

I'm a neutral observer of Julia Roberts, - a woman who has dated some pretty famous A listers. But when she fell in love with Danny Moder, an unknown camera man - (I'm not even sure if he is a particularly talented camera man), she went for him. Jennifer on the other hand, seems to want to date or be linked to famous men. She chose to deny that she was dating camera man and grip boy, but rarely does she choose to deny that she is dating Orlando Bloom or some other famous guy. You've got to wonder if her choice of men has more to do with whether they are famous than that they are men ready for commitment and family.

When Jennifer backstabbed Brad (and Angelina) in her VF interview, allowing her friends to say things like "Children was an abstract notion for Brad" and allowing the journalist to call Angelina a weirdo, fake humanitarian (and I refuse to believe that Jennifer and her pr hack didn't have some influence over what was said it THAT particularly Vanity Fair Interview), she openned a can of worms for herself.

Her fans kept trying to link Jen with various A lister single men for her to hook up with who would be even better than Brad Pitt. But after she did that backstabbing in the VF Interview, I asked myself, what A lister or celebrity male is going to want to date her?

Because if you were an A lister, a George Clooney or Keanu Reeves or Jake Gyllenhaal etc, you'd wonder, if the relationship don't work out, as relationships are wont to do, you won't know if she is going to stab you the way she stabbed Brad (and Angelina and Maddox).

If you are a George Clooney or a Keanu Reeves you don't need the stress you know??

And sure enough, you've got John Mayer saying that he dumped her and you've got Jennifer's camp saying that he was a cheater.

I'd feel sorry for Jen but for the fact that since actually taking notice of her after the VF Interview, I'm just not sure if there is much of a genuine bone in her body.

[nunya]

john mayer is self-destructing before our very eyes. i used to like him but now he seems pretentious and flaky. and why is he friends with the paparazzi?

[Rheactia]

He's a real slut. Women - stay away. He's got man disease.

[WhatARiot!]

I just read on another site that Aniston's camp is claiming that SHE did the dumping because he was wh#ring their relationship out to the media and he's a cheapskate. How ironic that after spilling her guts to the Vanity Fair after her marriage to Pitt ended she now finds herself on the receiving end of someone talking out of turn about the end of THEIR relationship. Just goes to show ya, Jenny girl - what goes around comes around. Here's hoping that Mayer keeps humiliating you months to come. Just like you tried to do to Pitt in 2005. I know I'm sure looking forward to his next salvo now that you've obliquely had your hens declare him delusional.

[WhatARiot!]

Jessie, youre a moron. If Aniston were a class act she wouldn't be going through men like water. She'd be able to keep one for longer than a hot minute. Nor would she constantly trot out the too-small bikini's with her butt, boobs and Brazilian on displayr or the too-tight t-shirts with her iced erect nipples...too tight pants with no panties, etc. In other words, she'd stop acting like Paris Hilton!

[wendy]

Jen brought this on herself by dating John who is is a known serial dater. She chased after him and he lost interest. Jen then tried to use her usual PR blame game on John but John did not let her get away with calling him a cheater. He let all know he dumped her. Good for him. Jen is nothing but a big fake.

[odie]

Jen and her friends treated certain people awfully in 2005 and now her payback time has arrived. She was all over John and smothered him just as JessicaS did. Johns said adios, I don't need a mom.

[Big Sam]

A barnyard pig if it will get him exposure on E!

[Jazzrocks]

It appears to be another paid PR relationship by Jens rep Huvane.
Do you think Angie and Brad could have twins with Maniston just showing her tanning spread legged cooch . Come on that got to be a joke.
On less Maniston is stupid she went into this ridicuous pr relationship or boink hookup knowing full well John Mayer loves the cameras which Jen had a hankering for at the time of Angelina Jolies last trimester.
Give it up Jen ! You are and were too old for the groupie boytoy games.
LOL THe new OK says Maniston is going to gracefully NOT respond anymore to this break up story. They forgot to say but Jens friends will YAK
with Jens approval of course.
Manistons manipulatiing star crazed s hit is catching up to her and it looks good on her. . She is a backstabbing bitch.
Oh Yeah for sure Jenny is on the HO list where she belongs..
Dont tell me she did not see this coming.. Desperation does not become her . The fat lips she got for the Jen loves John hoax didnt do a thing for her.

Here we go again.
.Poor Jen