Andy Dick charges downgraded from sexual battery to assault
Andy Dick may not be as odious a person as previously reported.
He just really, really looks like one in his recent mug shot, at left.
Now it has come to light that he may not have sexually assaulted that 17-year-old girl last month when he allegedly pulled down her top outside a chicken joint in July.
Great, much more redeeming.
According to the D.A.'s rep, "We found that his actions were more in line with an assault than with a sexual battery. It didn't appear to be an overt sexual act."
Dick does face charges for regular battery, unlawful possession of a controlled substance, public intoxication and possession of less than an ounce of marijuana.
This stems from his arrest outside the Buffalo Wild Wings restaurant in Murrieta, Calif.
Dick will be arraigned next week.

The last name does not begin to describe the character within.
Posted by: TC | August 25, 2008 at 12:43 PM
I encourage THE DISH RAG to ignore Andy Dick's useless existence. The serial substance abuser is charm-free, funny-free and talent-free. Dick's violent, abusive, drug sucking, deranged personal conduct history---available from court records and on video---entitles him the privilege of living out the remainder of his pathetic life in unemployed anonymity, counting the lint pieces in his navel until he finally, and inevitably, succumbs to the fatal consequences of his toxic journey.
Posted by: SeaShark | August 25, 2008 at 04:39 PM