SubscribeAngelina Jolie shows off baby bump through hospital window? Oh, puhleeze!
Here's the view from Angelina Jolie's hospital, looking out at the idyllic coastline of the French Riviera. Not too shabby, huh?
But even though Jolie is in a maternity ward of a hospital in Nice, waiting to give birth at any minute, the Brangelina pregnancy saga continues.
New photos of her purportedly showing off her bump through the window of the hospital are making the rounds on the Web. Frankly, I don't think it's her. The woman in the photo seems to have short hair, not long. And where are the tatts? Angelina has a big cross tatt on her pelvis, right?
I think that's just some other woman in the hospital waiting to give birth, having a laugh by taunting the paps parked outside.
But it is curious that Jolie's pregnant assistant Holly Goline (see her photo here) is due at the same time as Jolie. Goline, by the way, also has long dark hair and has been used as a decoy in the past.
Surrogate, anyone? Because, really, what busy famous actress wants her assistant to be pregnant when she is?
Just thinking out loud.
Maybe that's how Angie's having twins? Talk amongst yourselves while we wait for these babies to be born and this maternity controversy can finally be put to rest.
Hopefully.
Photo: WireImage
Gee, Liz, did Jolie piss on your Wheaties or something? What's with your obsession with her pregnancy? You really need to get a grip on youself. You're sounding more and more like a bitter Maniston fan who's still upset that Pitt FINALLY dumped her annoying azz on the curb with the rest of the trash. Jen's got a new boytoy with some pretty sick sexual proclivities that he liked to boast about on his blog. Why don't you blog about that instead? Oh wait, I'm sorry, nothing negative must ever be said about America's Fauxheart. My bad.
Posted by: SnarkySnead | July 03, 2008 at 11:06 AM
BTW, I forgot. Ms. Holly Goline is home in Georgia with her family and will give birth there. Perhaps you need for her to call a press conference saying she's not carrying Angelina's baby but her own? Jolie, like most employers, sent Goline home for her maternity leave after Cannes. It truly has been a riot to read your insane musings. It's too bad Ted Casablanca is gay. The two of you would be perfect for each other - perfectly bitter and delusional.
Posted by: SnarkySnead | July 03, 2008 at 11:11 AM
Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
I hope more and more people wake up expose this duo nightmare.
Posted by: Danielle | July 03, 2008 at 11:28 AM
Snead.. are you on drugs? You honestly think that an entire hospital is perpetuating fraud by harboring an actress pretending to be pregnant and backing her doctor who is giving a press conference in front of their hospital talking about Jolie's faked pregnancy? That they snuck Holly in the side door and are calling her Jolie? Oh puhleeze yourself!!! Perhaps you should have stuck with reporting on fashion.
Posted by: RU the real heroin addict? | July 03, 2008 at 11:29 AM
I thought Jolie lost the tatts after her last pregnancy. There's no way that cross tat survived a c-section unharmed.
The paps, thanks to the doctor, know which room she is residing in.
Is there any more info on the fake Holly that sent ET the false info?
Thanks for posting the Jolie pics last week. Just this week I read an interview with the town's mayor who stated seeing helicopters landing and taking off from the manor.
Quick question: Is it me or is the media coverage of this turning rather nasty against Jolie/Pitt?
Posted by: LaLohan | July 03, 2008 at 11:45 AM
Do we have confirmation on Goline being in Georgia?
She was in France during the imposter thing.
Posted by: LaLohan | July 03, 2008 at 12:34 PM
LaLohan, The media has been nasty towards ANGELINA JOLIE ever since she hooked up with Pitt. If you notice it's always Angelina this or Angleina that...she gets hell for everything they do and they hardly mention Pitt. I think he pretty much has been horrible for her because the media still sees the old fart as the golden boy and she's the evil vixen who "stole" a grown man from his ex.
Angelina had it all before he barged into her life. Oscar winner, single mother, pilot, humanitarian ..etc... if you notice brad didn't have any of that until he got with her. she completely changed her life from wild child to decent human being and now she gets hell for it.
Posted by: workaholic | July 03, 2008 at 12:37 PM
And you had done so well Ms. Snead, but back to your old self. If the woman shown is expecting twins, she has one hell of a long way to go before delivery. Angelina was bigger than that in Cannes.
Of course it is Angelina's fault if some random woman expecting a baby gets her picture taken and you and the rest of the conspiracy theorists come out of the woodwork.
Why oh why is it so hard to just believe that everything is not a conspiracy about these two. Again, random pregnant woman, not a "body double". But congratulation on falling for it.
Posted by: Mary | July 03, 2008 at 01:13 PM
Hey
surrage births are not uncommon. Using real parents sperm and egg. Now lets think about Jolie's personality. the was she loves to go on and on about herself in interviews about the movies she's in. And barely talks about said movie. She had a new conference after Shiloh was born. So one can assume form that. She nlike attention los of attention. makes perfect sense to me she would not want anyone to take away the attention she gets from pregnancy, She is after all " one of the only women in the world that looooves to be pregnant" And her husband finds her so sexy when pregnant. " And best yet "it makes you have to be so much more creative in bed"
She would be a perfect person to fake it so she could get lots of attention. And she would never want the world to know she failed at having another one of Brad's baby's. Remember how rail thin she was last fall?
Surragcy is a dream come true for shallow hollywood stars.
She fooled you about the exact birthdate of Shiloh didn't she? I mean she shut down a whole country to do that. Why not a smal wing of a french hospital? Smae chick different tactics.
Posted by: pollywallyanna | July 03, 2008 at 01:32 PM
Are you insane?!?!? Seriously! Why would Angelina care when her assistant is pregnant? It is reported that her assistant has worked along time for her so it can be presumed that they are friends.
Why do you keep coming out with these ridiculous "conspiracy theories"? Just so people will read your column? Have you read the opinion other bloggers have about you and how nuts you sound? Not just about this but other women? You sound like you hate any woman who is pretty and successful....maybe you do. There has to be some reason that you spend all your time putting them down. Calling them to skinny, too fat, too ugly...you name it.
Posted by: ebmo | July 03, 2008 at 02:08 PM
Dear mary, RU and Snarkysnead
First off, I am not an Angelina Jolie hater. In fact, she is one of my all time favorite actresses to interview. Had two hours long private sit-downs with her- once right after Gia and later when she had just gotten married to Billy Bob. Both for interviews in USA Today. Also got to meet her brother, James, right after that infamous kiss. I really liked him. Strange how much alike they look.
Anyway, she was - and is - remarkable. Honest, candid, outspoken, refreshing, funny and smart. I'm a huge fan of her work and I admire her personal accomplishments.
I have never met or interviewed Jennifer Aniston so i can't really comment on her one way or the other.
Second, I'm not the only blogger out there musing about the pregnancy and birth and the mysterious pregnant assistant. I even linked to two of those blogs in this latest posting.
Like you, I'm entitled to my opinion. and I think its good to raise questions about celebrity news and not just accept everything we hear from publicists, managers and lawyers.
Trust me, there is often much more going on behind the scenes than you would believe. And very often more than we can print.
Just because I'm suspicious doesn't make me crazy. Or maybe it does...
Anyway thanks for reading, posting your opinions and keeping an eye on my insane ravings.
XOXO
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Posted by: Elizabeth Snead | July 03, 2008 at 02:48 PM
When will the Jolie fangirls stop ranting about Jennifer Aniston every time their idol gets a negative comment???
It's insane. Aniston has nothing to do with Jolie and her life. Let it go fangirls....move on.
Posted by: honey | July 03, 2008 at 02:56 PM
First off, “pollywallyanna”, you are not very bright. Can you be any more jealous?
If there is any woman who represents the growth and development of women, it is Angelina Jolie. If you ask any ‘mature’ women who knows herself truly, I can guarantee she didn’t get to know herself by being the so called “ideal” or “perfect” women. She got there by screwing up, failing, crying, laughing, succeeding and growing. Angelina has gone through so many different stage, challenges and triumphs through her life. Basically you would have to take two (maybe three) separate women and their life experiences to compare to the development and growth of one Angelina. She has gone/grown from a rebellious undeveloped rebel to a mature and amazing women on more levels then most people can imagine. Perhaps Pollynotsosmarty should research the type of work Angelina does when she’s away from the camera. (Polly, I would have thought that you would at least know that when you are in an interview, you are suppose to be talk about herself. Oh Wait, you have probably never been interviewed…I wonder why! Hmmm)
Angelina represents herself amazingly and she represents the causes she stands for amazingly.
Perhaps one day Polly will grow out of her pocket and get a clue.
Posted by: Cheers! | July 03, 2008 at 03:33 PM
Wow, Ms. Snead, looks like you've got the LOONS on your tail bigtime! I am GLAD you were perceptive enough to observe the LACK of tattoos on the belly; also the person in the pic is TOO FAT to be Angelina; just look at those relatively thunderous thighs, compared to Ms. Jolie's ice-hockey-stick-like legs! The other picture, the "aerial shot" released recently, ALSO showed thick, heavy legs on the pregnant woman, so we can assume the pregnant woman in question is most likely HOLLY, who DOES in fact bear a superficial resemblance to Jolie.
And yes, I DO believe that Jolie is pulling off some kind of FRAUD here;she (or her flacks) can say whatever she wants to the press about what is going on behind closed doors. No real "crime" is being perpetrated, and what does the HOSPITAL care? If she wants to hire a whole wing of the hospital and avail themselves of their obstetrical services, and say it's for HER when it's REALLY for HOLLY, it's NO skin off THEIR nose!They are probably getting a LOT of money for it! You realize this is all being done in hopes of a BIG payoff from the AMERICAN mags, for an 'exclusive"; do you think the FRENCH care about stupid AMERICAN tabloids? All they gotta do is their JOB; what the Americans make of the whole thing is NOT their concern!
Vajranagini
Posted by: Vajranagini | July 03, 2008 at 04:39 PM
'Cheers'...You're obviously insane...so I wont waste my comments on you. Elizabeth Snead?...I just recently started reading your blog...and I cant say I'm impressed. You obviously feel the need to talk about whatever snarky comments/observations are being posted on other websites,which is a shame.Do unto other...comes to mind.Nothing in Angelina or Brads past indicates that they would have the inclination or necessity to have their assistant as a surrogate.Angie got pregnant quickly during the last pregnancy,and she is a relatively young woman.Besides that,I dont know any hospital employees,or members of a family (Goline's, Pitt's or Jolie's) who could keep such secrets for months on end...hell, they couldnt even keep secrets about clooney and his motorcycle accident!
...Having said all this, your musing strike me as quite ridiculous and assinine. True Journalism with integrity is apparently dead....congradulations.
Posted by: Kim | July 03, 2008 at 05:38 PM
ROCK ON LIZ!!!!
You are like the first reporter not to fluff this constant bull, and the only one who seems to notice that Jolie might be using someone else to carry her kids
Posted by: BECCA | July 03, 2008 at 06:22 PM
What is all this yammering about Angelina not being truly pregnant? Are you all insane? I remember seeing her before the news was out and thinking she looked rounder in the bosom and seemed to have filled out in the face and arms a bit. It was at that awards dinner where she was sitting next to Brad wearing a low-cut black dress. He was all over her, just as he would be knowing their "secret." She was spilling out the top of her dress and breast enlargement is the first sign of pregnancy. I remember even mentioning it to my friend that I'll bet she's pregnant. And what picture is everyone talking about? I don't see a picture of any pregnant woman on this site.
Posted by: logical_person | July 03, 2008 at 07:06 PM
Angelina Jolie`s pregnancy diet is so interesting! She didn`t work out during the pregnancy and the diet kept her going! I read about this at http://www.projectweightloss.com. Check it out!
Posted by: Alex Baran | July 04, 2008 at 04:31 AM
Finally someone is willing to come right out and say that there has been something fishy about this pregnancy from day one. When is the rest of the media going to realise that this woman is a fraud. From her fauxmanitarianism to her child collecting, this woman makes me sick.
BTW, to all the crazies who are trying to bring Aniston into this; can't stand her either.
Posted by: Dawm | July 04, 2008 at 08:35 AM
People use commom sense explain why is Angie in the hospital if she's using a surrogate.Why not stay at the chateaux until the surrogate goes into labor of gives birth .Also her assistant has returned to the states. What are the going to do fedex the babies to France. Also wouldn't she keep a surrogate hidden from the public not bring her to Cannes. Are you saying Holly is pregnant with triplets 2 to give to Angie and one to keep?
Posted by: yoco | July 04, 2008 at 11:17 AM
Another bitter hag holding on to the past..It is 2008 and yet you keep rehashing the same old shit..that happened in 2004..And who know by some reports the marriage was a messy state before the break off.
For some reason Jen's bitter fans can't let it go..Ok we get it..You think Jen was the love of Brad's life..Yes..She was..The operative word was..
He moved on..Apparently not rabid fans!
Do yourself a favor editor..Get rid of the old Brad and Jen Pixs..The idea that he will go running back to her...It will never happen..Have you seen Jolie's stomach his twins are in there!
Not to mention he already has 4 kids with Jolie already..Move on Please..i for one am tried of the old bitter hags that can live in the present....Try it ..it will do wonders for you editor..
Posted by: Nic | July 04, 2008 at 03:02 PM
There is going to be a boycott commencing of this site, this paper, and any advertisers and sponsors -- we are organizing at the largest celeb web site JJB, by region in CA. No, you can't just say anything.
Posted by: BoycottSNEAD&LATimes | July 04, 2008 at 04:02 PM
Ok so how do you explain the baby bump bikini pic? Oh right it's photoshopped... lmao!
Posted by: Workaholic | July 04, 2008 at 04:44 PM
"Anyway, she was - and is - remarkable. Honest, candid, outspoken, refreshing, funny and smart. I'm a huge fan of her work and I admire her personal accomplishments."
How can you go from saying she's faking her pregnancy to telling us how HONEST, OUTSPOKEN, and CANDID she is? HMMM. Wouldn't she come right out and tell us she had a surrogate? I think you just needed some hits on your website and what better way to do that than an Angelina pregnancy conspiracy post?
Posted by: Workaholic | July 04, 2008 at 04:51 PM
Seeing that i like Angelina Jolie and think this is all BullShit=jealousy
I wouldnt want to read what you have to say about her if you disliked her..
Ms.Snead you should join FF or that other nasty insane message bd medialady.
You would fit right in with all the other Nuts!
Posted by: jazz | July 04, 2008 at 05:26 PM