'Gossip Girl' Serena, Blair NOT the hottest beach bods? Chuck Bass too?

From the set of "Gossip Girl" -- shooting in the Hamptons right now to catch the flavor of the real Manhattan Upper Eastside set's summer vacation -- comes this disheartening news:

Seems that Leighton Meister, Blake Lively and (shockero) Ed Westwick may not exactly be the hottest bods on the hoity-toity Hamptons beach scene.

Otherwise, how to explain Queen B and Serena's discreet but gaudy cover-ups, designed to disguise all manner of figure flaws, on their way to the set. And then there was this foreshadowing shot of Blake on vacation with Penn Badgley in May.

And here's a frighteningly geeky shot of Chuck Bass's lily white (and chunky) thighs. Click here and weep.

Might wanna rethink the whole yachty-yachty shorts ensemble, CB. And BTW, Chuckles, we'd advise getting thine thighs to the waterfront Sag Harbor Gym.

They have an excellent weight room with a calf-raise machine. And since it's right on Bay Street, you can also watch your daddy's yacht come in. Here's their class sked. XOXO.

To see a somewhat lame recap of the show, which is supposed to get you all moist for the fall season, click HERE.

Hey, worked for me.

Photo: Blake Lively (left) poses with cast mate Leighton Meester. (Wireimage)

Comments

[gwyneth p]

You're just way too jealous- omg- blake and leighton are supreme. they're gorgeous and perfect..and chuck's pretty hot too. i

don't think you stand a chance of ever being compared to them..so drop your hurtful tude. since you're so jealous, may i suggest closing your eyes and breathing deeply. you'll see clearly they're hot and you'll have to admit it!!! xxx