Sean 'Diddy' Combs launches car service for drunk celebrities. I kid you not.

Did anyone miss Jimmy Kimmel last night?

Sean "Diddy" Combs talked about his brand-new chauffeur service for drunken celebrities and drunken celebrities only. Here in Los Angeles that should make for a pretty lucrative new enterprise. Who won't he pick up is the operative question.

I'm not making this up. It's priceless.

PS: So is the part in the clip above where he explains why he still has to grab an adult's hand before he crosses the street.