Did Jessica Simpson drown her sorrow over losing Tony Roma and John Mayer?

Imagine finding out that your ex-boyfriend, the really smart, funny, cute musician who broke your heart, the guy you stupidly dyed your trademark blonde hair brown for, is shacked up at a Miami hotel with his new love, a beautiful, funny, famous (and natural brunette!) TV star.

And to top it off, your studly famous football player beau dumps you.

You might cry. You might throw things. You might reach for the Haagen Dazs. Or you might make everything worse by hitting the margaritas hard, which is ill-advised because the next day everything's still awful, but now you look terrible too.

But the latter is what US Weekly reports that Jessica Simpson did after John Mayer went public about his new relationship with Jennifer Aniston.

The 27-year-old singer reportedly was so out of it after tossing 'em back for four happy hours May 10 at L.A.'s Mexicali Cocina Cantina, with her BFF CaCee Cobb and Cobb's beau Donald Faison, that she left her Range Rover in the lot and called her mom Tina for a lift home.

Did I mention that CaCee Cobb reportedly threw up under the table?  Always a classy touch.

That same night, Us Weekly also reports, Jessica's ex-beau Tony Romo partied solo in Chicago and was overheard telling friends he was single again. Across the country, Mayer and Aniston (now officially Maniston) were holding hands and kissing at the "Marley and Me" cast party in Miami.

Jess, honey, we feel your pain.

Photo: John Mayer and a non-blond Jessica Simpson. WireImage

Comments

[Samy]

She should leave the USA and reside somewhere in Europe and marry some wealthy guy and also get away from her obsessive father and live her very own life away, far away. Maybe she'll finally grow up.

[BarkleyJones]

Re: your headline:

Tony Roma throws ribs on the grill.

Tony Romo throws touchdown passes.

[jow]

Poor girl,maybe she should stop trying so hard.Focus on other things for awhile.A woman doesn't really need a pig in todays world anyhow.