Is John Mayer into Jennifer Aniston? Please, no!

Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer on a date?

Someone please tell me this is another one of Ashton Kutcher's 'Pop Fiction' pranks, like Kathy Griffin and Adnan Ghalib hanging out or Paris Hilton and the faux swami.

If it's a prank, it's pretty darn convincing.

People reports that the couple had a private 90-minute lunch at Michael's Genuine Food & Drink in the Miami Design District center last Friday. And they even... shared food! And I think we all know that nothing says 'physical chemistry' like nibbling on the date's noshes.

Jen had her own chopped chicken salad but tried a bite of the musician's Serrano ham sandwich. Then they split a chocolate and peanut butter-layered dessert. Oh, no! Is this a 'JoJen' or a 'Mayniston' in the making?

Later that night, the cooing couple ate yet again! This time they dined at Casa Tua on South Beach, leaving the restaurant just before 1 a.m., with John's arm around Jen. Wonder if this is another date brokered by agents. After all, that Brad Pitt blind date set up through her agent worked out so well.

Jen, we know you're bummed about your movie "He's Just Not That Into You" being held until the fall. But this is not the guy for you. Don't you read John's blog? 

His most recent post -- dated March 27 --  is a must-read. I've read through it twice and I still don't know what the heck he's talking about. And that's just writing. I can't imagine how insufferably long his mealtime monologues are.

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Comments

[Karen]

Since when is He's Just Not That Into You Jen's movie. What did I miss? Did she buy Drew Barrymore's production company? Was hers and Ben Affleck's parts increased to starring roles? Is this no longer an ensemble piece? Strange you should use this incorrect information. I look to YOU to know all about the movies.

[Lara Galindo]

If the celebrity press is accurate AT ALL, Jen should think again. It seems like Mayer has hooked up with half of the beautiful young women in the business. She'd be better off without another sex hound with his eyes on all the laaaadieees.

(BTW: He also seems more into younger women, and Jen is 8 - 9 years older.)

[Patricia]

Elizabeth is so desperate to feel like she belongs to the celebrity class that she claims inappropriate intimacy with Jennifer Aniston, like she actually knows this woman well enough to advise her on her love life, of all things.

Elizabeth -- you are a major boundary violator and you enable boundary violation by others as well.

[mbh]

ES: I'm not sure what you found so mystifying about JM's 3/27/08 blog. I just read it and found it to be mature, thoughtful, and insightful. Good for JM!

[HUH]

Just read John's blog and it is very funny and makes a lot of sense. I can see how a woman would like his sense of humor and sarcastic wit. But that's not for everyone.

[angie]

Geez... it's a gossip blog people. Chill.

[lol]

If they are indeed a couple then it turns out the name Maniston really is appropriate. The Lord does work in mysterious ways.

[Derin]

relax karen, yes it's jenjens movie 'cause she is the "star" of the movie. get it??

as for this match made in heaven: you know that this idiot is into golden showers right?? anuston, WTF were you thinking ?!?

somebody implant this woman a working brain already!

[lu foee]

If this is true, I will have lost any last bit of respect for John Mayer

[famehorah]

Please. The tv sit-com hack, is getting ready to gear up up for her new campaign for bottled tap water she's shilling - she did this at the EXACT same time last year with the escort brit model Paul Sculfor, not to mention a half dozen crappy rom coms to come and the promos for them (Oh joy!) lol. I'm one of the people who will just love it when she hooks up with ANYONE finally, for real. It seems when she's single, the press reattaches her to Brad Pitt's coattails and once again he and Angelina despite all the wonderful things they do, and how much they love and support each other - become the evil do'ers who are solely responsible for her lonely life and get grouped with her in all these stupid tabloids even after three years!! Oddly enough they don't go on and on about Vince Vaughn at all.I think that's how her PR guy wants it. I wish she'd move on and I'd wish these rags and mags (and her PR guy) would help her move on.

[Alexander S. Boney]

No. John Mayer is not into Jennifer Aniston. He is having a relationship with Jennifer Aniston. It does not have to be a sexual relationship. When will I and the rest of her fans have the opportunity for a relationship with Jennifer Aniston.

[Sam]

Not that it is anyone's business but you can
be friends, not always
lovers. He toured with
Sheryl Crow and she
trusted him.

[dw]

Looking at Aniston in this picture, I can't help but wonder how she became a TV sex symbol with quite an unattractive mouth and chin.

[Ian Plummet]

Jennifer would better with someone in the alternative x based entertainment industry little mentioned in hollywood.
At least she let go of Brad as of now.

[Leila]

Who are we to say if he's wrong for her or not? We just know them superficially through rumors and gossip. The fact that he's had many girlfriends doesn't set him apart from most men his age out there. I think they might make a great couple.

[jen]

WHY NOT??????HE HANDSOME. AND FAMOUS. WHY NOT???? I LIKE HIM BE WITH JEN. . GO JEN GO, GO

[digger]

I dont think there's anybody in the world that reaches the age of 30 without having done something in the past that may be considered inappropriate, foolish, or what not...everybody deserves a chance to be happy, and yes, even famous and rich celebrities deserve to be happy....

[JEN]

JEN SAID THAT" WHO CARE" I LOVE JOHN.

[sykesnboulder]

GO Jen go. I agree with jen... everyone's done stuff in their lives they regret or cringe at by the time they're in their 30's. So what if he's womanized in the past, maybe he's ready now and has found a mature woman to be ready with. I sure hope so. I think they'd make a great couple. John is NOT half the monster the paps make him out to be.
And for the golden showers... that's a personal thing. Most people don't think of Ellen Degeners muff munchi' Portia DeRossi when they see them together (we just love 'em & thnk of them as a couple in love...not in the sack doing things we don't find sexually appealing to us).. it's their business... plus I think it's a rubber leg pulling statement anyhow.

[Goss Hip Woman]

The play girl (Jennifer) and the playboy (John), together playmate. Ha, ha, ha,!! Ha ha ha! Too boring couple...Give us a break!
Motto for Aniston and Mayer: Whwn the cat is away, the mouse can play!!!Ha ha ha!Haa!Wheew!$%$

[gosship]

Keep your toy boy Jen, before you run out of man.
Behave yourself will you!