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Steve Bing looks pretty darn thrilled to be at Nicolas Berggruen's purported pre-Oscar fete Wednesday night at the Chateau Marmont, which was packed with several hundred Hollywood hipsters who had not been Oscar nominated, nor could they even name more than one or two of the Oscar-nominated films.

Of course, the same could be said of 99% of the population of the U.S.

"What a strange crowd. A lot of very rich, short men" -- note: Bing is actually very tall -- "and a lot of young girls in very short dresses," said one party-goer, scanning the late-night scene that included Paris and sister Nicky Hilton with David Katzenberg, Hard Rock Hotel heir Harry Morton and actress Jamie Lynn-Sigler, Woody Harrelson, Joan Collins, Rebecca De Mornay, Daryl Hannah and ... John Mayer?

Jeepers, does John have to troll too?

By far the most popular guy at the party is the one who refused to pose for any photos. Yes, that would be Owen Wilson. Read the report here!

Photos: Alex Berliner Images